Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[SillyLoocie]

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We don't always see eye to eye, but we can try!!

[22hicks]

Mornin' KT and congraz on the new blu

Congrats on your new BLUE KT.

[22hicks]

On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
Encounter.
In his highly aroused state,...
Her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
She needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the
bank which was worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Jester, I really like that one.

Remember guys:
'Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!'

[heartgirl99]

Jester, I really like that one.

Remember guys:
'Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!'

[The Jester]

WALKING ON THE GRASS
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
... Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[crazyredneck]

congrats on the blue knottythots
voting, only if I can build my own politician - start with some brains, some integrity, honesty, pride, maybe even a little sense of emotion for the regular person...

[crazyredneck]

hope you all enjoy your evening, a little closer to friday

[SillyLoocie]

Yummy maybe????

[ecat444]

[ecat444]

[Mechman47]

Força Brasil!

[rockit]

Congratz on the new blue KT!!!

Enjoy the rest of the evening

Reason 147 why women outlive men...

[Mechman47]

Quiet here tonight, hope everyone was out exercising their democratic right to influence our flawed democracy.

I think next election I am going to start the apathy party.
Our slogans are get out and vote!
Our candidates will be completely ubiquitous.
A vote for us is a submitted blank ballot.
We will force elections to reveal our counts.
Apathy will reign.

Actually I fully support my local candidate.
Kids removed the sign on the lawn.
But I believe I was the only one of 4 registered voters to vote in this house hold, so far today.
Lauren will still have a chance when she gets home from work.

[Mechman47]

Lauren and Jen went to cancel my vote and then some!
Apathy has not prevailed. Maybe next time I can get Shannon to vote with apathy!
Or somebody...

[Spartacus]

Who is ever going to Paul James @ Woodbine Park tomorrow night 6:30 pm I will hopefully see you there. Goodnight my Q friends Sweet Dreams. I'll be there for sure.