Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[22hicks]

Sorry about your back KT, but you're right, $3,300. helps take the sting out.

When the handle broke, & coins went all over the bank floor, I think I would have died of embarrassment.
Nice of the bank manager to help you out though. Bet they've never seen ANYONE bring in that much in coin before. Guess what they'll all be talking to their families about over dinner tonight.



But $3300. That's fantastic !!! And to virtually cover your vacation - bonus.
Congratulations.
Where are you going by the way ?

[The Jester]

If there's such a thing - it was a perfect day for the funeral, I also saw this F/B post that seemed appropriate. We came back from the cemetery the radio was playing "Stairway to Heaven"

[ecat444]

Well we won the game today, i'm glad cause I really wanted to win this one because of who I was playing against!

Leaving shortly to see the premiere of "The F Word" (F stands for Friends by the way!) a new movie with Daniel Radcliff - he's going to be there for pics etc. My daughter won tickets and used to like him in the Harry Potter days! She also won a prize pack with tickets to the CN tower, $50 to a coffee shop, $50 for knitting stuff, $50 George's Diner etc.

[22hicks]

Well we won the game today, i'm glad cause I really wanted to win this one because of who I was playing against!

Leaving shortly to see the premiere of "The F Word" (F stands for Friends by the way!) a new movie with Daniel Radcliff - he's going to be there for pics etc. My daughter won tickets and used to like him in the Harry Potter days! She also won a prize pack with tickets to the CN tower, $50 to a coffee shop, $50 for knitting stuff, $50 George's Diner etc.

I guess winning runs in the family. Congrats to your daughter, and to you vicariously.
Enjoy the movie.
p.s. I also thought he was great as Harry Potter.

[heartgirl99]

If there's such a thing - it was a perfect day for the funeral, I also saw this F/B post that seemed appropriate. We came back from the cemetery the radio was playing "Stairway to Heaven"

beautiful.
may your mother-in-law rest in peace.

[heartgirl99]

I guess winning runs in the family. Congrats to your daughter, and to you vicariously.
Enjoy the movie.
p.s. I also thought he was great as Harry Potter.

must be in the genes!

[22hicks]

Geez, I had to turn the Jays game off. We're getting slammed.
14 - 1 & still in the top of the 5th.

[heartgirl99]

[rock lobster]

Apparently I've inadvertently altered the universe......again, sorry.

[The Jester]

Embarrassing Medical exams:

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'
My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -
and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald ,
San Francisco



2... At the beginning of my shift
I placed a stethoscope on an elderly
and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'. . ..replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes ,
Seattle, WA



3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad
news when I told a wife that her husband had
died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her
reporting to the rest of the family that he had
died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg



4. During a patient's two week follow-up
appointment with his cardiologist, he informed
me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with
one of his medications..
' Which one ?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch...
The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now
I'm running out of places to put it !'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped
I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!

Now, the instructions include removal of
the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair,
Norfolk, VA



5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,
I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .
' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
Corvallis, OR



6. I was performing rounds at the
hospital one morning and while checking
up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your
breakfast this morning?' "It's very good
except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem
to get used to the taste," Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced
a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdor,
Detroit, MI



7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered . . . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
which said 'Sorry . . .. had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name,



AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .



8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing
this exam suddenly burst out laughing
and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down
her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ...

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . ...
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .' Dr. wouldn't submit his name....

ONE MORE

Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts
for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came.

[the H team]

evening Q sters,
what a beautiful day out. too bad i had to work all day. found out today that my manager has pneumonia. his wife took him to the doctors on saturday. the doctor said he sounded like he had bronchitis, but did a chest xray as well. the results came back today & he has pneumonia. they have him on 2 kinds of puffers & some antibiotics. his wife is starting to feel bad today, with her coughing & feeling feverish. hopefully they will both start to feel better.

It was a beautiful day for your MIL's funeral, Jester.

Congrats to both you & your daughter, Ecat on your wins.

Nice haul KT. hope your back is feeling better.

[the H team]

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