Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

Coooooooooooool
and if it looks like a duck...........

[Lee03]

Good morning all!!

I funny thing happened to me that I thought I'd share here....

I flip / flop between radio stations while driving into work, and yesterday I heard "Ghost" by Big Wreck (one of my new favorite song ). I switched the station when Ghost was over (since the station started playing commercials) and the station that I put on was playing Ghost....

Today, my station was set to 97.7 and "Feeling Good" by the Sheepdogs was playing.. ( I like the tune - I find it catchy.....) put the Q on when the song was over and they were playing it... when Q started with the commercials I changed to Y108 and they played it right after the Deep Purple song that was on... I heard "Feeling Good" 3 times in the span of my 20 minute drive to w*rk.... The worst part is I'm not "feeling good" this morning... We had a "killer" crossfit w*rk-out yesterday combined with a late night last night and I'm feeling really sore and tired this morning

I hope everyone has a great day!!

[22hicks]

Weird & wonderful Lee. Hope your body feels better this afternoon.

I'm in for a fun afternoon - not. Having my annual c.p.x. (physical). Yuck.
See you all later.

[heartgirl99]

no reason, just a great pic

[GMAN]

Special Package for Businessmen

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.

Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free.

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.

All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"






Cool Message by a Wife

Dear Mother-in-law,

"Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement."




Throwing Knives at Wife's Picture

Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture.

All the knives were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her "Hi, what are you

doing?"

His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."





Habit of Talking in Sleep


A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in


his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?

Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.







Natural Disasters Just Happen

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate,

hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how

to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.




Your Husband Needs Rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace,



so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you !

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

[rock lobster]

"Rocky's Foundation for Homeless Motorcycles" has opened a
new division for 'wayward motorcycles'.
Through no fault of their own , assuming no responsibility for their actions
and blaming all their problems on their parents these young hooligans
have found themselves unjustly imprisoned.
Help me through your generous CASH contribution to change their wayward lives.
Only U.S. funds accepted at
Stewy
c/o Rock Lobster
Lagos, Nigeria.

[SillyLoocie]

"Rocky's Foundation for Homeless Motorcycles" has opened a
new division for 'wayward motorcycles'.
Through no fault of their own , assuming no responsibility for their actions
and blaming all their problems on their parents these young hooligans
have found themselves unjustly imprisoned.
Help me through your generous CASH contribution to change their wayward lives.
Only U.S. funds accepted at
Stewy
c/o Rock Lobster
Lagos, Nigeria.

Rock Lobster's cousin Angus just roared past me with a hoot!
He said to check out his wheels, as he said he knows how to scoot,
His attire was a bit distracting & I will admit that I was stunned,
I wonder if he is the poster boy for the Lagos, Nigeria fund?
I'll remind you to always wear a helmet & it goes without out even saying,
Keep your mind on your throttle & always keep on praying.

[kawam]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Thanks all

[Andit]

Rock Lobster's cousin Angus just roared past me with a hoot!
He said to check out his wheels, as he said he knows how to scoot,
His attire was a bit distracting & I will admit that I was stunned,
I wonder if he is the poster boy for the Lagos, Nigeria fund?
I'll remind you to always wear a helmet & it goes without out even saying,
Keep your mind on your throttle & always keep on praying.

Unfortunately Angus was too enamored of his wheels
(Although looking at that picture I know just how he feels)
Some SC ladies were peeking, muffling their squeals of delight
As he scooted past them he was quite a plaided sight,
Angus never should have been wondering how the motorcycle's built
Cause he took the turn too quickly and ended up as road kilt.

[hmjm61]

Have a great evening everyone.

[The Jester]

Brilliant collection GMAN - Thanx for the laughs

[rockit]

No reason...No wait, I like Sheryl Crow (...and The Stones)!!!

Slow day so I got to leave early...

Cheers to Thirsty Thursday

[rockit]

OK I'll say it...

This quacks me up!!!

[The Jester]

Good morning all!!

I funny thing happened to me that I thought I'd share here....

I flip / flop between radio stations while driving into work, and yesterday I heard "Ghost" by Big Wreck (one of my new favorite song ). I switched the station when Ghost was over (since the station started playing commercials) and the station that I put on was playing Ghost....

Today, my station was set to 97.7 and "Feeling Good" by the Sheepdogs was playing.. ( I like the tune - I find it catchy.....) put the Q on when the song was over and they were playing it... when Q started with the commercials I changed to Y108 and they played it right after the Deep Purple song that was on... I heard "Feeling Good" 3 times in the span of my 20 minute drive to w*rk.... The worst part is I'm not "feeling good" this morning... We had a "killer" crossfit w*rk-out yesterday combined with a late night last night and I'm feeling really sore and tired this morning

I hope everyone has a great day!!

At least your ghost is feeling good!!

[The Jester]