Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

We've reached the peak of the week. Actually give it another two hours. Then it will all be downhill from there.

Have a hump and a quickie if you can!

[Lee03]

Good morning my Q friends. Happy Hump Day
Good news after I called the ODSP office on Monday and told my workers manager what happened to me and my glasses my worker called me within 15 minutes. So I finally got the ball rolling in getting new glasses. My worker said because it was an assault I can get new glasses even if it hasn't been three years. It's still going to take awhile but I will eventually get them.

that's great news Sparty!!

I hope everyone has a great day!!

[The Jester]

Walk me out in the morning dew my honey

https://youtu.be/LN0-gUohb9I

[The Jester]

Good Morning. So I am glad to learn that Spartacus got some action with her glasses. Ridiculous that she had to call a manager. It is not nice to wait for something so important & a simply thing like a quick 2 minute courtesy call from someone who should be doing their job never calls.

Andi my dear, always thinking of you. Such an optimist, valued friend, canine & feline treat dispensing activist & dear one to all of us. xxx

Something I don't get. Why must people who take those close up face selfies think that the bathroom is the best place to get a good shot. Just wondering??? I asked one of my nieces to send me a nice picture of herself (so I could email it to an "older" person) & she sends me all these gritty-pouty pictures taken in the loo?

How is everyone doing today?

Another of life's mysteries eh.
Perhaps its right after they do their make-up and hair that makes the bathroom the popular choice?
Or its just in lieu of another locale!

I once took a picture of myself in the pantry and called it a "shelfie"

[Berndawg]

Morin Qsters

[Knottythots]

Good morning
Loocie – I hope you treatment was not too draining yesterday
Hicks – nice to hear your starting to get mobile
Kenrod – congrats on the new pink
Spartacus – that’s good news on your glasses

[the H team]

Morin Qsters

Morning, Congrats on the NEW BLUE, Berndawg!

[SillyLoocie]

Another of life's mysteries eh.
Perhaps its right after they do their make-up and hair that makes the bathroom the popular choice?
Or its just in lieu of another locale!

I once took a picture of myself in the pantry and called it a "shelfie"

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[Knottythots]

Jester - its a book not a collection of Bootlegs. I do have a nice selection of bootleg's that Rockit gave me, and they are all early, from 69 to 75. very nice thanks again Rockit.

[Knottythots]

I'm fine A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... ' 'I didn't ask for any details',the solicitor interrupted.'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?' Paddy said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin' down da road...... ' The solicitor interrupted again and said,'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client.. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. ' By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'. Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?' 'Now wot da hell would you say?'

[Knottythots]

How do court stenographers keep a straight face?


These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ting me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.

[heartgirl99]

[the H team]

400 North & south, closed at King Rd till about 3pm. Truck tire hit SUV.

[the H team]

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[the H team]

How would you like to see this guy barrelling down on you.