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    The Naked Cowboy



    A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and



    sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on



    but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for



    indecent exposure.

    As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking



    around like this?'

    The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff....

    I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head



    asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

    We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off



    my shirt.... So I did.

    Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants....



    So I did.


    Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....



    So I did.


    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,



    'Now go to town cowboy. '

    'And here I am.'


    Son of a Gun. Blonde Men DO exist.


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    Good day and thanks to all of the contributors!! I am pretty sure that I saw that they had ended the heat alert for Toronto earlier today. I show it being 32c right now, guess that isn't deemed hot anymore???

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    Medical Alert: Worse than Bedbugs!




    What is a calorie?









    Calories are the little s that get into your wardrobe at








    night and sew your clothes tighter.








    MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SH!TS.
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    Aussie Girl and I are waiting patiently - only 4 months to go


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    Quote Originally Posted by Babygirl1 View Post
    A Hippogriff (also spelled Hippogryph and Hippogryphe, Italian: Ippogrifo) is a legendary creature, supposedly the offspring of a griffin and a mare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McSkier View Post
    Aussie Girl and I are waiting patiently - only 4 months to go

    6 months
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    Chicago WW = gunshot

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    WW is gunshot

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    WW = Gunshot

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    Wow!
    Fuimus' girlfriend will feel right at home in this weather!
    I'm going to the gym to cool off.
    See ya later qt's.

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    Hi all!

    Back from the mini vacation at my folks (no a/c & the critters & I were in heaven). I actually have a/c here downtown, but I haven't turned it on (yep, I'm a weirdo ).

    For those who aren't fond of the heat, maybe you could save it up & send it my way come February. I promise to send you every last snowflake that falls in my neck of the woods.

    BBQ yesterday was a lot of fun - too much food & too much fresh air. Yes, I think I'll blame my sleepiness on the fresh air. It couldn't have been the wine.

    Hope everyone is doing well. Time to play catch up.

    For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy

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    Chicago w/w - 5:15ishpm - accidental

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    cww-accidental
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    off to a BBQ - hope it's inside ahahahahah
    am sure you can just imagine what my a/c is set at............

    Injoy

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    Good evening all

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