User Tag List
Results 7,936 to 7,950 of 176708
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 01:35 PM #7936
The Naked Cowboy
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and
sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on
but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for
indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking
around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff....
I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head
asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off
my shirt.... So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants....
So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....
So I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
'Now go to town cowboy. '
'And here I am.'
Son of a Gun. Blonde Men DO exist.
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
-
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 02:18 PM #7937
- Join Date
- Jan 2010
- Location
- Markham
- Age
- 69
- Posts
- 968
- Likes Received
- 7
- Trading Score
- 0 (0%)
Good day and thanks to all of the contributors!! I am pretty sure that I saw that they had ended the heat alert for Toronto earlier today. I show it being 32c right now, guess that isn't deemed hot anymore???
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 02:41 PM #7938
Medical Alert: Worse than Bedbugs!
What is a calorie?
Calories are the little s that get into your wardrobe at
night and sew your clothes tighter.
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SH!TS.NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 03:17 PM #7939
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
- Location
- great outdoors
- Posts
- 18,160
- Likes Received
- 22218
- Trading Score
- 0 (0%)
Aussie Girl and I are waiting patiently - only 4 months to go
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 03:18 PM #7940
- Join Date
- Sep 2009
- Location
- Mississauga
- Posts
- 4,604
- Likes Received
- 6739
- Trading Score
- 0 (0%)
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 03:18 PM #7941
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 03:30 PM #7942
Chicago WW = gunshot
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 03:30 PM #7943
- Join Date
- Sep 2009
- Location
- Oshawa
- Posts
- 4,311
- Likes Received
- 15191
- Trading Score
- 0 (0%)
WW is gunshot
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 03:30 PM #7944
- Join Date
- Mar 2009
- Location
- Orangeville
- Age
- 56
- Posts
- 3,798
- Likes Received
- 7184
- Trading Score
- 0 (0%)
WW = Gunshot
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 03:48 PM #7945
Wow!
Fuimus' girlfriend will feel right at home in this weather!
I'm going to the gym to cool off.
See ya later qt's.
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 04:59 PM #7946
- Join Date
- Jun 2008
- Location
- Toronto
- Posts
- 16,849
- Likes Received
- 23749
- Trading Score
- 17 (100%)
Hi all!
Back from the mini vacation at my folks (no a/c & the critters & I were in heaven). I actually have a/c here downtown, but I haven't turned it on (yep, I'm a weirdo ).
For those who aren't fond of the heat, maybe you could save it up & send it my way come February. I promise to send you every last snowflake that falls in my neck of the woods.
BBQ yesterday was a lot of fun - too much food & too much fresh air. Yes, I think I'll blame my sleepiness on the fresh air. It couldn't have been the wine.
Hope everyone is doing well. Time to play catch up.
For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 05:27 PM #7947
- Join Date
- Apr 2009
- Location
- Eagles' Nest
- Posts
- 12,832
- Likes Received
- 28618
- Trading Score
- 0 (0%)
Chicago w/w - 5:15ishpm - accidental
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 05:31 PM #7948
cww-accidental
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 05:50 PM #7949
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
- Location
- great outdoors
- Posts
- 18,160
- Likes Received
- 22218
- Trading Score
- 0 (0%)
off to a BBQ - hope it's inside ahahahahah
am sure you can just imagine what my a/c is set at............
Injoy
-
Mon, Jul 18th, 2011, 06:46 PM #7950
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
- Location
- Toronto
- Posts
- 13,383
- Likes Received
- 40438
- Trading Score
- 0 (0%)
Good evening all
Thread Information
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 8 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 8 guests)