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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:08 AM #26206
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:10 AM #26207
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morning Q-sters
Have a great Thirsty Thursday Birthday Jonesy!!!
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:13 AM #26208
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Good morning, everyone.
Off to go make several dozen mini quiche with my neighbour for our condo Xmas party.
I think my New Year's resolution is going to have to be scheduling in some naptime.
Hope everyone has a great day!
For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:35 AM #26209
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Morning all. First off, let me start by wishing Jonesy a Happy Birthday. Big milestone reaching 40. Your life is just beginning. Look at all the fabulous and over 40 crowd here.
This is a good joke that someone emailed me, you may have seen it before but I'm going to share anyway, cuz that's what i do. Cheers everyone.
Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally,they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom.
'She's got a great body,' he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.
After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming. But still.... Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father leaps up and shouts 'I'll do the f*ckin' dishes!'I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:35 AM #26210
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:36 AM #26211
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R.I.P. John Lennon
Anyone going to the show "Imagine" at the sound academy tonight?I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 09:42 AM #26212
morning Q sters,
HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY OR FRIDAY JR!
bright sunny day out here today, but cold. the forecast is for white fluffy things during the day sometime, maybe it'll just stay north.
a sad day with it being 31 years since the passing of John Lennon
Rest in Peace John.
also sad for the passing of Colonel Potter yesterday.
Rest in Peace Harry.
you know you're loved when.......................
take care, HG. drive safely & arrive alive.
BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU & YOUR BROTHER, JONESY!
both of you enjoy your special day.
my friday as well. 3 day long weekends are so nice.
absolutely love flip wilson. his show was hilarious. when we were kids we got to watch his show as well as carol burnett & red skelton. some of these people in hollywood should learn from these shows. that's entertainment.NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 10:03 AM #26213
SUN'S OUT!!!! haven't seen that in long time
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 10:39 AM #26214
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Good Morning, have not been on for a few days have been very busy. Looks like a nice day. And I have a bit of catching up to do.
Jester congratulations on 20 years
WolfDio and Psells congrats on your winning ways
22 hicks – hope you are starting to heal, scary moment.
Jones and her brother Happy Birthday!!
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 10:45 AM #26215
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g.m. everyone
JONESY, I'd like to add my best wishes for you & your twin brother.
Have a VERY HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY !!
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 11:08 AM #26216
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I want 2 thank all of u for your concern & best wishes.
Talk about heartwarming.
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 11:36 AM #26217
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 12:02 PM #26218
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Just wound up with a Little Bonus/Surprise...
I went to Visit Corus Quay to collect my Quadrophenia CD.
Turns out Dear Ecat was Right!!!!
It is a Box Set!!!!!!!!
The Receptionist Double-Checked as I kept saying, "it is a CD".
She said, "this is it. Here you go."
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 12:24 PM #26219
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Thu, Dec 8th, 2011, 12:31 PM #26220
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Nice win Wolf it goes great with the sunny day.
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