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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesy View Post


    It was a really fun night and we were totally spoiled.
    great pics, jonesy!
    looks like a fun time

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    morning Q-sters
    Have a great Thirsty Thursday Birthday Jonesy!!!


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    Good morning, everyone.

    Off to go make several dozen mini quiche with my neighbour for our condo Xmas party.

    I think my New Year's resolution is going to have to be scheduling in some naptime.

    Hope everyone has a great day!

    For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy

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    Morning all. First off, let me start by wishing Jonesy a Happy Birthday. Big milestone reaching 40. Your life is just beginning. Look at all the fabulous and over 40 crowd here.

    This is a good joke that someone emailed me, you may have seen it before but I'm going to share anyway, cuz that's what i do. Cheers everyone.

    Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

    The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.

    He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

    'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'

    And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

    That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally,they take the bike there.

    But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'

    'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

    'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

    Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

    In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.

    They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.

    As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

    So he leans over and kisses Sandra.

    No one says a word.

    So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

    Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents.

    His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

    He looks at her mom.

    'She's got a great body,' he thinks.

    So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.

    After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.

    Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming. But still.... Total silence.

    All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

    Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

    Suddenly the father leaps up and shouts 'I'll do the f*ckin' dishes!'
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SillyLoocie View Post
    40th birthday greetings to Jonesy & to your twin brother,
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    R.I.P. John Lennon

    Anyone going to the show "Imagine" at the sound academy tonight?
    I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.

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    morning Q sters,
    HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY OR FRIDAY JR!
    bright sunny day out here today, but cold. the forecast is for white fluffy things during the day sometime, maybe it'll just stay north.
    a sad day with it being 31 years since the passing of John Lennon
    Rest in Peace John.





    Quote Originally Posted by WolfDio View Post

    We'll miss you, Colonel Potter


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    also sad for the passing of Colonel Potter yesterday.
    Rest in Peace Harry.

    Quote Originally Posted by WolfDio View Post
    Had a Heart-Warming Moment, today...
    At one Point, when my Buddy and I had to go pickup the 2nd Rotor for my car, we had stopped by briefly to see how Helen was doing.
    She was (and is) just Fine.
    At one Point, She was just staring at me... with little Expression.
    After a few Moments I said, "I am not w*rking today".
    My Heart Melted when a BIG Smile Formed on Her Face!!!!
    She needed Her eye-drops and could not see as far as I was standing.
    "I could not see who was there, but I Recognized your Voice."
    Now THAT is a Kodak-Moment and the Film will Forever be in my Memory.
    So Simple.
    *sigh*
    you know you're loved when.......................
    Quote Originally Posted by heartgirl99 View Post
    morning qt's

    nasty drive in this morning - freezing rain, blowing snow.
    take care, HG. drive safely & arrive alive.

    Quote Originally Posted by NatureBug View Post

    JONESY TO YOU AND YOUR TWIN BROTHER!!!
    Hope all your wishes come true!!
    BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU & YOUR BROTHER, JONESY!

    both of you enjoy your special day.
    Quote Originally Posted by ic_ou812 View Post
    a good morning to the Q zoo...today is my friday, have a great weekend all...happy birthday jonesy...
    my friday as well. 3 day long weekends are so nice.
    Quote Originally Posted by madchives View Post
    happy birthday jonesy
    and lucky you were born the same day as flip



    hope everyone has a great day - rumour has it i
    should have been asleep hours ago
    absolutely love flip wilson. his show was hilarious. when we were kids we got to watch his show as well as carol burnett & red skelton. some of these people in hollywood should learn from these shows. that's entertainment.
    NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
    Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.

    nascar:a way of life
    everything else is just a game

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    SUN'S OUT!!!! haven't seen that in long time

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    Good Morning, have not been on for a few days have been very busy. Looks like a nice day. And I have a bit of catching up to do.
    Jester congratulations on 20 years
    WolfDio and Psells congrats on your winning ways
    22 hicks – hope you are starting to heal, scary moment.
    Jones and her brother Happy Birthday!!

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    g.m. everyone

    JONESY, I'd like to add my best wishes for you & your twin brother.

    Have a VERY HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY !!
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    I want 2 thank all of u for your concern & best wishes.
    Talk about heartwarming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psells View Post

    AND my very own word cloud!! 40 is turning out to be fantastic!! Thanks Peter!

    EDIT - Today is also my Friday.
    Last edited by jonesy; Thu, Dec 8th, 2011 at 11:40 AM.
    Jonesy

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    Just wound up with a Little Bonus/Surprise...
    I went to Visit Corus Quay to collect my Quadrophenia CD.
    Turns out Dear Ecat was Right!!!!

    It is a Box Set!!!!!!!!



    The Receptionist Double-Checked as I kept saying, "it is a CD".
    She said, "this is it. Here you go."


    I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WolfDio View Post
    Just wound up with a Little Bonus/Surprise...
    I went to Visit Corus Quay to collect my Quadrophenia CD.
    Turns out Dear Ecat was Right!!!!

    It is a Box Set!!!!!!!!



    The Receptionist Double-Checked as I kept saying, "it is a CD".
    She said, "this is it. Here you go."
    BONUS! nice score.
    NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
    Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.

    nascar:a way of life
    everything else is just a game

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    Nice win Wolf it goes great with the sunny day.

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