Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[rockit]

morning Q-mates





have a great day

[WULFMAN]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

[Knottythots]

Good Morning. Thank you all so much for the well wishes for Bob again the group shows it thoughtfulness and kindness. Was at the visitation last night and it was sombre but light hearted with colourful stories and memories. The funeral is today but because of work only my wife can make it.
To catch up on a few things.
Heartgirl – thanks to the tip on the beer store contest.
Fuimus – I have an old Motorola Razor you can have it you have not found one.
Psell & Harley – way to go on the wins.
McSkier – hope you’re feeling better
Argo53 – I hope you Hubby mom is doing better and getting a better diet. I would be so pissed!!
Crazyredneck – nice truck
Lee03 – nice old fat joke--- I will have to pass it on!!

[electric_viking]

ATD:
At The Doctor's
BFF:
Best Friend Fainted
BTW:
Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT:
Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM:
Covered By Medicare
CGU:
Can't get up
CUATSC:
See You At The Senior Center
DWI:
Driving While Incontinent
FWB:
Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW:
Forgot Where I Was
FYI:
Found Your Insulin
GGPBL:
Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:
Got Heartburn Again
HGBM:
Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO:
Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO:
Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL:
Living On Lipitor
LWO:
Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR:
On My Massage Recliner
OMSG:
Oh My! Sorry Gas.
ROFL... CGU:
Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL:
Talk To You Louder
WAITT:
Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA:
Wet The Furniture Again
WTP:
Where's The Prunes?
WWNO:
Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI:
(Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)

[SillyLoocie]

Good Morning!

Hope you all stay warm today. Congratulations Naturebug on your first pink heart.

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone.

Having dinner with a good friend I haven't seen in a while tonight, should be fun. I'm bringing my planner, so I can organize a few more get togethers (I've let some important things slide, & there is no excuse).

Off to do shred some more secret documents.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

[the H team]

did anyone hear about the news report the john bon jovi died yesterday? derringer was talking about it this morning. some "newspaper" reported that bon jovi had died & the story spread around the internet. apparently bon jovi heard about it & took a picture of himself, standing beside his Christmas tree, holding a newspaper with yesterday's date on it to say, "hey, i'm not dead yet". he joked about if this was heaven, it sure looked like new jersey.

[rock lobster]

A gracious good morning to the Q-zoo, any affiliates,
associates,compatriots and non-performing assets.

A special holiday shout-out to lurkers everywhere.
You are correct! Contrary to popular opinion some of us DO bite!
Present company excepted, except where expected.

[SillyLoocie]

Has everyone had their Christmas Portraits done? I hope so! One of the nicest gifts you can give is a special picture. Not only is it a gift that can express the inner you, but they can be passed down to future generations.

[The Jester]

A friend sent me this story today and it got me thinking that it doesn't take a lot to make a difference in the lives of some needy people. A feel good story for Christmas.

http://nhne-pulse.org/secret-santas-...d-the-country/

[Knottythots]

IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN

Who's jolly and cute,

Wearing a beard and a red

flannel suit,

And if he is chucklingand

laughing away,

While flying aroundin a

miniature sleigh,

With eight tiny reindeer to pull

him along,

Then let's face it...

You're Probably Pissed!

Merry Christmas and

a Happy 2012!

[rock lobster]

Some new pics NB, I can get the alligators
to smile but I still can't get them to pose.
They don't seem to like crackers.

Sunset

[ecat444]

Good Afternoon Everyone!

Congrats on your new Pink Heart NB!

Here's a cutie!

[Mmmme...]

It is a beautiful and chilly Tuesday!

My last day of work for 2011....

I am swamped at work and trying to prep for
our Chanukah dinner.

Hopefully I will be able to rep you again....
I was stranded in jail for a bit.

Thank you for repping me, your notes and PMs are always
welcome and appreciated. I hope to will be able to read them later!

Have a fabulous afternoon....
.... and remember Santa and Chanukah Harry are watching you....

Especially a few of you in particular and you know who you are....

hmmmmmmmm.... perhaps I will join them....

[ecat444]

Free-sperm donor told to stop

By QMI Agency





(Shutterstock)

A California man who has fathered 14 children by donating his sperm for free has been told to stop or face a $100,000 fine.
Trent Arsenault, of Freemont, has been giving away his sperm to couples and single women he meets online since 2006, according to his donation website trentdonor.org.
"It only takes me 15 minutes to do my part," Arsenault, 36, told the San Francisco Chronicle. "They'll send me a text message, and by the time they get to my house, it's hot off the press."
The engineer with Hewlett-Packard has given away 348 vials of sperm to nearly 50 women, and three women were impregnated last month.
Federal regulations, however, say sperm donors must get tested for diseases at least a week before every donation.
He could face a $100,000 fine or a year in prison if he broke the U.S. Food and Drug Administration regulations