Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[elmo57]

Hello all!

My tenant in Kitchener got his mortgage approved to buy the house! Finally!

So off to Bali soon to get more jewelry and Thailand for candle holders!

Life is GRAND!

Hope everyone enjoys their weekend!

[ecat444]

Goals help you channel your energy into action.

just a thought!

[psells]

Love those internet rumours!

[TO_Harley]

Evening all, just thought I'd pop by to share the good news. I landed a job today. Got the word this afternoon, and they want me to start Monday morning. So now tomorrow I have to go car shopping.

[elmo57]

Evening all, just thought I'd pop by to share the good news. I landed a job today. Got the word this afternoon, and they want me to start Monday morning. So now tomorrow I have to go car shopping.

I'm so happy for you! Kick butt!

[elmo57]

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other,
“I heard that the people in this country actually eat dogs.”
“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.
“Two dogs, please,” says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their “dogs”.
The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over
to the other nun and whispers cautiously: “What part did you get?”

Enjoy your evening everyone!

[tad01]

Evening all, just thought I'd pop by to share the good news. I landed a job today. Got the word this afternoon, and they want me to start Monday morning. So now tomorrow I have to go car shopping.

Excellent news. Congrats.

[attitash]

No snow here yet but have my fingers crossed. Plan to hit the slopes early & get some powder skiing in!

[Knottythots]

Good evening. Even though I was on yesterday it was more for the trips and had not had a chance to catch up since Tuesday.
Wolfe congrats on one year without a smoke. That first one is not easy. Elmo at four, I think you kicked it.
Andit – hope the tests were out and your friend’s health improves.
Lee – I like you’re thinking, but now its 98 day to May 24th long weekend. Have the new hydraulic steering system sitting in the office and just waiting to install in the boat. But for now I have to keep working to improve the office and the warehouse. We have the chairman of the board coming for a visit for the first time since setting the company up 6 years ago. I have been working 7 days a week for a month or two. Office is all painted, warehouse is completely redone. Just building a storage room now then it just spit and polish and I will be ready. My boss who has taken over the US division in LA only comes in once per month to pay the bills, so I guess I’m trying to impress both. These are the same people who paid our trip to China and went over the top for our group. Kind of want to do the same.
Ecat have a great trip, looks very nice.
TO Harley – congratulations on the new job and car.

[Mmmme...]

Evening all, just thought I'd pop by to share the good news. I landed a job today. Got the word this afternoon, and they want me to start Monday morning. So now tomorrow I have to go car shopping.

Way to go TO!!!

Congratulations!!!! I am so very happy for you!

[attitash]

Evening all, just thought I'd pop by to share the good news. I landed a job today. Got the word this afternoon, and they want me to start Monday morning. So now tomorrow I have to go car shopping.

Congrats on the job!!!!

[Mmmme...]

You go dad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=kl1ujzRidmU

[WolfDio]

Evening all, just thought I'd pop by to share the good news. I landed a job today. Got the word this afternoon, and they want me to start Monday morning. So now tomorrow I have to go car shopping.

This some most Excellent News, my Friend!!!!!!!!
May this be the Beginning Steps to Prosperity.

[the H team]

evening Q sters,
TGIF!
it's my long weekend week & did a bunch of running around today. there were some flurries that started around 12:30 pm, but nothing really to speak about. it started to pick up intensity around 4:30, but by 5:30pm it was all over. wasn't even enough to cover the ground, unless this is the calm before the storm.

have a great time, ecat. bring the warmth back with you.

Evening all, just thought I'd pop by to share the good news. I landed a job today. Got the word this afternoon, and they want me to start Monday morning. So now tomorrow I have to go car shopping.

CONGRATS ON THE NEW JOB!

[the H team]

Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when peopleare no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!




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