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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 12:31 AM #89911
Esc
Burning my way through another year!
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 01:14 AM #89912
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 05:27 AM #89913
good morning qt's!
looks like the ESC is still going.
the spreadsheet has been updated:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...rive_web#gid=5
good luck!
i sure hope someone wins today! what a great way to start the long weekend!
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 05:39 AM #89914
thanks for taking the time to come in and updating us, andi. sounds like your dad has a battle ahead.
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 05:49 AM #89915
Morning all, Happy Friday
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 05:50 AM #89916
i won't be around much today, qt's
i'll leave the spreadsheet up to others to update.....
good luck to everyone still trying
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 06:02 AM #89917
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g.m. all - I'm blaming this ungodly hour all on ecat; she jinxed me.
Somewhere she posted that she hoped she & I could sleep.
I DIDN'T - much.Probably'll go back to bed.
Last edited by 22hicks; Fri, Oct 11th, 2013 at 06:04 AM.
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 06:06 AM #89918
It's that time ? The Long Weekend enjoy !
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 06:38 AM #89919
Morning All
Burning my way through another year!
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 06:47 AM #89920
Burning my way through another year!
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 06:47 AM #89921
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Good Morning Q sters
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 06:54 AM #89922
Burning my way through another year!
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 07:10 AM #89923
Good morning!
Finally Friday.
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 07:16 AM #89924
0* C add windchill -3* C mother nature sure is cool out here!
Burning my way through another year!
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Fri, Oct 11th, 2013, 07:26 AM #89925
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Good morning my Q friends. Friday Yeeeee Hawwwww!!!!!
When you get back Karl, It's going to be 20C today and tomorrow.Another day in the Colliseum with the Gladiators YAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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