Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[heartgirl99]

What no Red Red Wine, HG?

summer was made for margaritas

[habs rule]

A toast of Summer Wine to you HG! Awesome song!

[habs rule]

Here's another version of it!

[habs rule]

Since it is Tuesday here is a cool version of Ruby Tuesday coverd by The Coors with Ronnie Wood.

[habs rule]

Last song for the night, my all time fav band and one of my fav songs, in Paris 2001! Sorry but this is my guilty pleasure, everytime they are in town I see them live! They are that good and worth the price of admission!

[Mechman47]

Let there be one.

[Lee03]

I hope I'm not too late.... I brought a round with me!!

[Mechman47]

Best of Q's new format.

[The Jester]

The Kween asked me to pass on her thanx for all the nice birthday wishes last week and thank you for the kind congradulatory messages for my grandson today. Family and friends are indeed precious and appreciated.
Milestones aplenty it seems this year.
So nice to have Loocie back in the house.

[The Jester]

[The Jester]

[Mechman47]

Love this...

[The Jester]

... While Everyone is hoping to go to heaven... Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later a drunkard on his way from a bar passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: " "One For Me One For U One For Me One For U"..... He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby for the priest....................... "Father pls come with me . Come & witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"...... They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me One For U One For Me One For U'............ Suddenly the voice stopped counting & said: "What About The Two At The Gate?"........... You should see the marathon......... The priest almost ran past the church gate shouting: "We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!"

[The Jester]

Wifereturns from theclinic and tellsher husband:- The doctor recommended I spend one month at the sea, two weeks in the countryside and go for one week abroad. Where will you take me first? - To another doctor !

[The Jester]

Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active! 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May....What was the third child's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh? 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered...what was the highest mountain in the world? 4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? 5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly? 6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. ....How is this possible? 7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg....Why not? 8. What was the President's Name...in 1975? 9. If you were running a race...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 10. Which is correct to say..."The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"? 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field ...how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?