Last poster wins $5 - GAME OVER!

[trucks12trucks]

good night koala!

last last
tall meadow grass

[mcminsen]

is anyone awake?
it's like a piece of cake
spam every thread
or are we misled?

[trucks12trucks]

i think the idiot spammer made everyone go to sleep
last last last

i am a lover hater
i am an instigator
you are an oversight
don't try to compromise

i am last wipheee!

[mcminsen]

oh my darlin'
oh my darlin'
oh my darlin' Clementine...

[trucks12trucks]

Clementines remind me of this from arthur blair's book

Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clement's

You owe me five farthings,
Say the bells of St. Martin's

When will you pay me?
Say the bells of Old Bailey.

When I grow rich,
Say the bells of Shoreditch.

When will that be?
Say the bells of Stepney

I do not know,
Says the great bell of Bow

Here comes a candle to light you to bed
And here comes a chopper to chop off your head

[mcminsen]

oooo... here comes a chopper to chop off your head!!!

that's scarrrry!

[trucks12trucks]

dont tell me you havent read 1984
i am last


lets leave it at i am last

[mcminsen]

that's good... how about:

skinny and fatty tried to dance
skinny got lost in fatty's pants

[trucks12trucks]

haha

my stomach hurts already so i cant laugh too hard
but i am last thanks for the blast

[mcminsen]

jingle bells
santa smells
ninety miles away!

[trucks12trucks]

okay that always cracks me up


here come the groom
all dressed in pink
open the window and let out the stink

[mcminsen]

^^^ hahahaha

skinny and fatty went to the show
fatty took up the whole front row

[trucks12trucks]

.....and sc is back


the whole front row! i mean how did this person get in through the door?


Deck the halls with nitroglycerin, fa la la la la, la la la la
Light a match and see who's missin', fa la la la la, la la la la
Watch the school yard burn to hell, fa la la la la, la la la la
Now its gone and all is weeell, fa la la la la, la la la la

[mcminsen]

^^^hahaha

I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I eat all the worms
and I spit out the germs
I'm popeye the sailor man! toot toot!

[trucks12trucks]

cute!
i used to love popeye
but i hated spinach
didnt work out


The president will come to town…”
“The price of beans is coming down…”
“I’ll love you till the end of time…”
“But shooting ducks should be a crime…”
“We’ve never had a better sale…”
“We’ll have to break them out of jail…”
“The Pope arrived to lead the prayers…”
“The Dallas Cowboys beat the Bears…”
“The temperature is three below…”
“These vitamins will help you grow…”
What’s going on? Well, bless my soul!
Baby’s got the remote control.