funny news scrolls

[madchives]

saw this on ctv news channel info thingy: yesterday around 3 am
(pick your own time zone )

"if you see a 'small lion", walking across the
street, chances are it isn't a police emergency,
even if you haven't smoked any drugs."

i was half asleep and so said whf - waited a while
and saw it again - i haven't smoked any drugs
in a ton of years so,,,

anyone else noticed funny news info?

[Natalka]

Uh, no lions here, but we unfortunately have coyotes (unusual, sometimes we get a cougar or moose) - but worse news is the last two found in city limits had canine distemper, so warnings were issued yesterday.

[Mamaelmo]

Lions????? does my crazy cat who sits in the middle of the road count

[Shwa Girl]

Lions????? does my crazy cat who sits in the middle of the road count

there's a crazy cat in our neighbourhood doing the same thing.
Kinda like he's taunting the cars.

[GoJays]

that was in reference to some of the crazy 911 calls that were received this past year.. some guy called 911 and said he was driving along and a small lion walked in front of his car, he then told them that he hadn't been smoking drugs... that day
lol

[Mamaelmo]

my cat is just stuipd he will either sit or lay in the middle of the road so we named him Sh*t head, but he is a very lovable cat

[Shwa Girl]

Adorable brown bear cub gets into produce dept.

Adorable brown bear cub gets into produce department.



A brown bear cub wandered into a grocery store in southern Alaska and headed straight for the fresh produce section.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?...g=mg;earlyshow