Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[myopic_mouse]

I completely forgot to thank everyone for the reps!
I'm off to lunch now, but can't decide on a Whopper or Chicken fingers and fries Whatever I decide on, I'm sure I'll be burping it up all afternoon anyways




I decided on Pasta salad

[rockit]

One morning, three Newfoundlanders and three Albertans were in a ticket Counter line at a train station. The three Albertans each bought a ticket and watched as the three Newfies' bought just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one Of the Albertans.
"Watch and learn," answered one of the Newfies'.
All six boarded the train where the three Albertans sat down, but the three Newfies' crammed into a toilet together and closed the door.
Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets
He knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket, please."
The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand.
The conductor took it and moved on.
The Albertans saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip and watched, while to their astonishment, the three Newfies' didn't buy even one ticket!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked a perplexed Albertan.
"Watch and learn," answered the three Newfie boys in unison.
When they boarded the train, the three Albertans crammed themselves into a toilet and the three Newfies' crammed into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Newfies' left the toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the Albertans were hiding.
The Newfie knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."

[Chers1]

WAIT A MINUTE - LITERALLY.

Just heard Joanne announce the time - 11:54; my time 11:55. Therefore only minimal delay in live feed vs stream.



So the question of the day is .... How does IMAC do it? (codes AND Sleuth!)

I agree.. how does he do it???.. perhaps he is a spy from the MIGHTY Q itself..hmmm
( you see.. this is how rumours get started..he he he)

[kenrod]

Good afternoon fellow Canucks!

Many thanks for all the winning words and trivia. I've been away from my desk for most of the day, and haven't been able to race you all for the words. Then when I happen to come back, a winning word comes up and catches me off guard.

Oh well, have a terrific Tuesday everybody!

[chouchou1962]

Hi All

Thanks for all the codes, another hectic day, finally got around to clearing out all the missing codes.

ChouChou

[myopic_mouse]

WOMEN'S ASS STUDY!


There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:
30% of womenthink their ass istoo fat.............
10% of women think their ass is too skinny............
The remaining 60% say they don't care,they love him, he's a good man andthey wouldn't trade him for the world.
(I know you're laughing)

[virrys]

[6ffightr9]

oops

Bonus code Jolly Good

[FlyGuy123]

WOMEN'S ASS STUDY!


There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:
30% of womenthink their ass istoo fat.............
10% of women think their ass is too skinny............
The remaining 60% say they don't care,they love him, he's a good man andthey wouldn't trade him for the world.
(I know you're laughing)

So that's what the wife means when she calls me a "60 percenter"! Hmmmm!

P.S. How do I sign up for that study? After all, I am an ass man!

[Chers1]

jo

[electric_viking]

A Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean.
When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to
stay. But first he must find a job.

He walks into the MacMillan-Bloedel office and fills out an application
as an 'experienced' logger. It's his lucky day. They just happen to be
looking for someone.
But first, the bush foreman takes him for a ride in the bush in the
company pickup truck to see how much he knows. The foreman stops the
truck on the side of the road and points at a tree.

"See that tree over there? I want you to tell me what species it is and
how many board feet of lumber it contains."

The Newfie promptly answers, "It's a citrus spruce and contains 383
board feet of lumber."

The foreman is impressed. He puts the truck in motion and stops again
about a mile down the road. He points at another tree through the
passenger door window and asks the same question. This time, it's a bigger tree of a
different class.

"It's a Douglas fir and has 690 board feet." says the Newfie.

Now the foreman is really impressed. The Newfie has answered quickly
and got the answers right without even using a calculator! One more
test. They drive a little farther down the road, and the foreman stops again. This
time, he points across the road through his driver side window.

"And what about that one?"

Before the foreman finishes pointing, the Newfie says, "A cedar, 242
board feet."

The foreman spins the truck around and heads back to the office. He's a
little pissed off because he thinks that the Newfie is smarter than he.
As they near the office, the foreman stops the truck and asks the Newfie
to step outside.

He hands him a piece of chalk and tells him, "See that tree over there.
I want you to mark an X on the front of that tree."

The foreman thinks to himself, "Idiot! How does he know which is the
front of the tree?"

When the Newfie reaches the tree, he goes around it in a circle while
looking at the ground. He then reaches up and places a white X on the
trunk. He runs back to the foreman and hands him the chalk.

"That is the front of the tree," the Newfie states, cocksure.

The foreman laughs to himself and asks sarcastically, "How in the hell
do you know that's the front of the tree?"

The Newfie looks down at his feet, while moving the toe of his left
boot clockwise in the gravel, replies, "Cuz someone took a behind it."

He got the job.

[electric_viking]

A Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean.
When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to
stay. But first he must find a job.

He walks into the MacMillan-Bloedel office and fills out an application
as an 'experienced' logger. It's his lucky day. They just happen to be
looking for someone.
But first, the bush foreman takes him for a ride in the bush in the
company pickup truck to see how much he knows. The foreman stops the
truck on the side of the road and points at a tree.

"See that tree over there? I want you to tell me what species it is and
how many board feet of lumber it contains."

The Newfie promptly answers, "It's a citrus spruce and contains 383
board feet of lumber."

The foreman is impressed. He puts the truck in motion and stops again
about a mile down the road. He points at another tree through the
passenger door window and asks the same question. This time, it's a bigger tree of a
different class.

"It's a Douglas fir and has 690 board feet." says the Newfie.

Now the foreman is really impressed. The Newfie has answered quickly
and got the answers right without even using a calculator! One more
test. They drive a little farther down the road, and the foreman stops again. This
time, he points across the road through his driver side window.

"And what about that one?"

Before the foreman finishes pointing, the Newfie says, "A cedar, 242
board feet."

The foreman spins the truck around and heads back to the office. He's a
little pissed off because he thinks that the Newfie is smarter than he.
As they near the office, the foreman stops the truck and asks the Newfie
to step outside.

He hands him a piece of chalk and tells him, "See that tree over there.
I want you to mark an X on the front of that tree."

The foreman thinks to himself, "Idiot! How does he know which is the
front of the tree?"

When the Newfie reaches the tree, he goes around it in a circle while
looking at the ground. He then reaches up and places a white X on the
trunk. He runs back to the foreman and hands him the chalk.

"That is the front of the tree," the Newfie states, cocksure.

The foreman laughs to himself and asks sarcastically, "How in the hell
do you know that's the front of the tree?"

The Newfie looks down at his feet, while moving the toe of his left
boot clockwise in the gravel, replies, "Cuz someone took a *.* behind it."

He got the job.

*.* = ....lol dont know how that happened

[electric_viking]

*.* = ....lol dont know how that happened

now I know...the site blocks dirty words...s.h.i.t.

[ic_ou812]

2:00 UK winning word is london

[virrys]

UK Winning Word:

London