Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[ecat444]

I'm back, almost time-adjusted, and no snow to shovel. I left this little guy at the Dubai Civil Defence Training Centre...

Welcome Back. I guess you would need a little adjusting after that trip! We have had very little snow this winter.

[Argo53]

I'm back, almost time-adjusted, and no snow to shovel. I left this little guy at the Dubai Civil Defence Training Centre...

Excellent!

And after the Olympics, hopefully Canadians won't be the only ones who know what it means.

[BillyJack]

SUNDAY, January 24/09

UK Winning Word (Sun. 10am to 12pm) = PRETENDING

[tad01]

I'm back, almost time-adjusted, and no snow to shovel. I left this little guy at the Dubai Civil Defence Training Centre...

Welcome back!

Ahhhh, how nice it was to sleep in till 11!

[KarlB]

Good morning, Qsters!

I realize most of you have the "list," but out of sheer caution I'm waiting until

the word is actually *announced* before I enter it. There should be one coming up

in moments:

PRETENDING

KarlB

Thanks for all the reps, and welcome to the new converts!!

[kenrod]

UK Winning Word (Sun. 10am to 12pm): PRETENDING

[Argo53]

had to go back quite a few pages...but reps are flying now..
seriously.. I should go do my chores..but you guys are additive..
Besides..chores will always be there, although I should get out into the back yard for the doggy doe clean up before the rain..
Ciao

Pawsitively awful chore. But thanks for the idea - my backyard is now poopsicle free.

Sorry McSkier -
I know it's a job you'd like to be able to do again.
Thinking of you.

[ecat444]

Q. What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?

A. Nothing! It's a SOFT drink!



Q. Why did the students eat their homework?


A. Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

[SillyLoocie]

Now I find that I have landed in reppin' jail & its cold & lonely in here,
At noon I’ll ask the warden if I can please just have one beer,
I would have like to have done more reppin’ but alas it cannot be,
But please don’t let that stop you from giving all your rep to me,
If I display good behavior & say nothing that is risqué,
They might release me early so I can continue on my way,
I hope that someone visits & brings me something tasty,
& help me put my plan in motion for an exit that is hasty,
When I come back I’ll rep you as I have done many times before,
Cause rep is just a way to thank all of you for keeping the rapport,
I think I appreciate your company more the answers you all provide,
Each & every post on here does help keep us in stride,
Consider this rhyme a thank you for always being there,
& if you have tips for surviving reppin’ jail I ask you please do share.

[Gold Lion]

So I have some time to waste while waiting for the weekend webmaster.

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold.... And I'm not reheating it.." And On-and-on-and-on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub.... Pursued by the predictable, sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution, after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"

[Argo53]

********* CONFIRMED *********

UK Winning Word (Sun. 1pm to 3pm)
- roosters

[KarlB]

I fully intended to spend Psunday doing nothing;

unfortunately I haven't been able to get around to it. Yet.

(There are chocolate chip cookies in the ove, for those who're interested!)

As per my cautious self, I'm waiting until the word (for the 1 to 3 PM time slot)

is actually announced before I post it. Here or there!

Here's the announced word:

ROOSTERS

KarlB

Hope everyone's havig a Phantastic Psunday!

[electric_viking]

Thanks Argo and Karl. I haven't had a chance to listen much today. Too busy ironing and doing chores I've been putting off, like buying a new mop...ah my life is filled with such joy. Now I'm sitting down to drink cold beer and watch the NFL playoffs. If you're not sure who I'm cheering for, I'll give you a hint...Go Vikings!!!!!!

[electric_viking]

A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced
the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed
the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers
looking straight at him. He shot her too.

Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at
the floor in silence.

The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face.


There are a few moments of utter silence, in which
everyone was plainly afraid to speak.

Then one man tentatively raised his hand and said, "I
think my wife may have caught a glimpse of you."

[KarlB]

Did I miss the 4:15 Winning Word??

Oh - wait! Here it is:

ATLAS

KarlB