DH/DW pissed me off because... (in honour of Kelly making me laugh)

[krysta lynne]

best ever

[danger_dan]

Me: "hi babe, i'm home"
BH: "yeah ok, can you make me a snack?"

[wolfwoman]

DH left a trail of dirty muddy clothing from the front door to the bedroom where the hamper is

[krysta lynne]

Me: "hi babe, i'm home"
BH: "yeah ok, can you make me a snack?"

i get this too. but the other way. he comes home and asks me to make him stuff. or fully expects it to be made and waiting for him

[danger_dan]

BH: "how much do you love me?"

[kelly25]

Dh is late to pick me up for the wedding He knew about this wedding for months yet he still booked clients and now we’ll be late.. grrrrrr

[wolfwoman]

whining because that time of the month isn't done

[danger_dan]

Reminds me that's she's right 99.9% of the time...daily...
I know she's right...

[wolfwoman]

DH drinking from the milk carton

[danger_dan]

BH: "Babe, i need another credit card"

[krysta lynne]

whining because that time of the month isn't done

you can still fool around

[danger_dan]

whining because that time of the month isn't done

i don't whine...if i get anywhere near BH during this time...:
"don't touch me"

[krysta lynne]

i don't whine...if i get anywhere near BH during this time...:
"don't touch me"

poor guy lmao

[danger_dan]

BH: "just shut your yap..."
me: (thinking to myself...) "say wha'? i didn't say anything..."

[Tweetybird999]

I'm taking kids to indoor playground later today. I asked DH to pack waterbottles and snacks. He packs juice boxes and no snacks. I ask him why. He says he prefers juice boxes because they're easier to handle. He won't even be there!