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    I'm scared to go anywhere near the bedroom because the wife jumps me every time I go in there. Does something happen to women when they hit their forties?

    I think she might be asleep now, but I'm worried she's just pretending...

    Caffeine, I need caffeine...
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    Lol! Too funny!
    I'm in my early 30s and it's the opposite for me! I want to sleep with NO interferences
    Maybe it's a couch night for you.
    Good luck. I'm off to get some zzzs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by K8's Fate View Post
    Maybe it's a couch night for you.
    That's where she is, 5 feet away. Waiting for me to move in the wrong direction.
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    Repeat after me Dave, Happy Wife...Happy Life....
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    Quote Originally Posted by marstec View Post
    Repeat after me Dave, Happy Wife...Happy Life....
    But I'm scared.


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    Aww...I'm sure she's just a kitten at heart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marstec View Post
    Aww...I'm sure she's just a kitten at heart.
    Uhuh. With teeth and big claws. I'm going to try to sneak up to bed now. Say a prayer for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    I'm scared to go anywhere near the bedroom because the wife jumps me every time I go in there. Does something happen to women when they hit their forties?

    I think she might be asleep now, but I'm worried she's just pretending...

    Caffeine, I need caffeine...
    Ah, the 40s are wonderful - yes, something happens - bless those hormones!

    Give in - nah, don't just give in, you go get her! Enjoy every wonderful moment!
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    I think it's different for women and men... TMI I know, but at this time of year (tire season for auto techs... meaning physical exhaustion and an achy back and legs) my DH (9 years older than me and just about to enter his forties) often goes, "What?!? Again? Really? How about tomorrow instead?" He just finds the hard, heavy work a bit harder on his body than it was a few years ago, leaving him particularly drained at the end of the day (and achy when he wakes up, too). I'm sure he would identify with your thread and is with you in spirit
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    Oh dear Lord, the kids are off to school and the wife doesn't leave for work for another half hour. Hadn't considered this, just thought I had to get through the night intact...

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    Oh, Hell.

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    I should call the 911 but I can't find the 11 on the phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveP View Post
    I'm scared to go anywhere near the bedroom because the wife jumps me every time I go in there. Does something happen to women when they hit their forties?

    I think she might be asleep now, but I'm worried she's just pretending...

    Caffeine, I need caffeine...
    Short answer, Yes.

    But I have a couple questions for you...
    Why are you complaining and does your wife know that you are posting this about her?lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by glowworm2k View Post
    I think it's different for women and men... TMI I know, but at this time of year (tire season for auto techs... meaning physical exhaustion and an achy back and legs) my DH (9 years older than me and just about to enter his forties) often goes, "What?!? Again? Really? How about tomorrow instead?" He just finds the hard, heavy work a bit harder on his body than it was a few years ago, leaving him particularly drained at the end of the day (and achy when he wakes up, too). I'm sure he would identify with your thread and is with you in spirit

    bahahaha, my dh is 68 and I'm in Daves boat.....good thing he's leaving me alone since I became ill. It seems as he gets older, the worse it gets. I still get to go to bed though
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOL poor you Dave
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    I think the wife is using you for HER to get a good night sleep!!!

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