A few LOLS for you.....

[Natalka]

So true, or when the last bite isn't a 'good' one...

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[heartgirl99]

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[MortgageQueen]

A Newfoundlander was stopped by a Game Warden recently with two ice chests full of live fish. He was leavin' a cove well known for its fishing. The Game Warden stopped him and asked "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "No, sir," replied the Newfoundlander. "Got no license. I don't need one. You must understand, b'y, dese fish are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" says the Warden. "Yeah. Dat's de trut' b'y. Every night, I takes dese fish down to de cove and lets 'em swim 'round for awhile. Den, when I whistles, dey jumps right back into dese ice chests, and I takes 'em 'ome." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that." The Newfoundlander looked at the Warden for a moment and then said, "It's de trut sir. I'll show ya. It really works." "Okay," said the Warden. "I've got to see this!" The Newfoundlander stood on a rock and poured the fish into the cove. Then he stood and looked out to sea. After several minutes, the Warden says, "Well?" "Well, what?," says the Newfoundlander. The Warden says, "When are you going to call them back?'" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the Warden! "What fish?" replied the Newfoundlander. Moral of the Story: We may not be as smart as some, but by the Lard tundering, we ain't as dumb as some Government employees! Disclaimer: Not intended to represent and SCer Gov't employee. . . OF COURSE!

[MortgageQueen]

Irish Compassion....
Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston,
the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:


Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry,
but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service.
I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board,
and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals.
I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued,
"Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat
Will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
"If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available”

Disclaimer: There is none. . . If you're Irish. . .you know. . .

[Natalka]

[DaveP]

Isn't that the right answer?

[heartgirl99]

[Redneck Charger]

[Redneck Charger]

[Redneck Charger]