A few LOLS for you.....

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The last one is definitely the best... Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." .................... In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ......................... On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." ************************** On aMaternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment." ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ************************** At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills." ************************** And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." ************************** And the best one for last............ Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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