A few LOLS for you.....

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'Batman' drops off suspect at police station, vanishes into night

West Yorkshire Police via Reuter
A man dressed as Batman and a burglary suspect stand in a police station in Bradford, England, on Feb. 25.


By Michael Holden, Reuters
LONDON - A mystery man dressed as Batman demonstrated the same crime-fighting skills as the caped crusader when he handed over a suspect wanted for burglary in Britain.
Surveillance footage showed a portly figure wearing an ill-fitting costume including gloves, cape and mask, bringing a 27-year-old man to a police station in Bradford in northern England.
The suspect was arrested and charged with handling stolen goods and fraud-related offences, according to the force. But the costumed crime-fighter disappeared into the night without leaving his name.
"The person who brought the wanted man into the station was dressed in a full Batman outfit," a spokeswoman for West Yorkshire Police said. "His identity, however, remains unknown."
The suspect was handed over early on February 25. Police released photos of the footage Monday.

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Surprise Surprise

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," I said.




She gave me a sexy little smile,slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.










"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.







"No," I said.







She gave me another sexy little smile,seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.







"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"






"No," I said, intrigued.







"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."

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Now that's what I call a ManBBQ!!!

Great for camping with the boys.....

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British Batman unmasked as joker, not crime fighter

A robbery suspect is dropped off at a police station in England by a mysterious "Batman" who then disappears into the night. NBCNews.com's Dara Brown reports.

By Michael Holden, Reuters
LONDON — It wasn't Batman, it was a joker. A day after making headlines around the world for handing over a suspect to police dressed as Batman, the identity of Britain's mysterious caped crusader has been revealed as Stan, a take-out food delivery man.
Police in Bradford, northern England, were baffled when a portly figure in an ill-fitting Batman costume brought them a 27-year-old man wanted for burglary in the early hours of Feb. 25 before disappearing into the night.
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They released closed-circuit television footage of the incident on Monday and, after much speculation, the masked hero disclosed his true identity to media on Tuesday. He was not Batman's alter ego Bruce Wayne, but driver Stan Worby, 39.
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He also said he had not brought the man in as part of any crime-fighting crusade.
He had simply agreed to accompany a friend to the police station to offer him moral support, and had decided to wear the Batman suit as a practical joke.
"Obviously it was done as a joke," he told ITV's Daybreak program, saying he was "gobsmacked" by the attention.
Worby said he had been to London's Wembley Stadium earlier in the day to watch local team Bradford City play in the English Capital One Cup soccer final and had worn fancy dress for the occasion.
While there, Worby was contacted by his friend and agreed to take him in on his return from London.
"Obviously he wanted to get straight down there and I wanted my bed as it was half (past) one in the morning," Worby said.
He also insisted the pictures which showed he perhaps lacked the body of a superhero were unfair.
"I've got my full tracksuit underneath," he explained.

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How I Learned To Mind My Own Business:

I was walking past the mental health hospital the other day, and all the patients were excitedly shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14.....14'... !