A few LOLS for you.....

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[MortgageQueen]

> Hypnotist at a Senior Home
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> > It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center.
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> > Ater the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show- Claude the Hypnotist!
> > Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
> > "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.
> > The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
> > "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.
> > "It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.
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> > He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting
> > "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"
> > The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
> > The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
> > A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
> > They were hypnotized.
> > And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
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> > The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact!
> > "!" said Claude.
> >
> > It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center and Claude was never invited there again.

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