New Theory on Why Men Love Breasts

[vesper]

this question is on my list of things to ask God when I get to heaven. What a clever yet mischievous thing to do to men

Why do straight men devote so much headspace to those big, bulbous bags of fat drooping from women's chests?

http://www.livescience.com/23500-why...e-breasts.html

[Natalka]

Not news - but, then, I am a woman who knows these things.

[vesper]

Human nature is funny! I love humans!!

[Shwa Girl]

this question is on my list of things to ask God when I get to heaven. What a clever yet mischievous thing to do to men



http://www.livescience.com/23500-why...e-breasts.html

O.k.
I am not a theology person, so I don't know the right way to say this.
I don't thing you need to wait to go to heaven to ask him. I think he already said why he did the man and the woman thing.

Genesis, first book, he said, he was going to make a woman to help the man. And don't peek at Songs of Solomon, Vesper. That's Bible , Hehehe. Solomon talks about his relationship with the Queen of Sheeba and how her breasts were like pears and then goes on to examine the rest of her body and write all about it. In the Bible.

Don't peek Vesper. Don't want to corrupt you. Hehehe.

[vesper]

^^^^^ Ha ha too funny! And yes to late, I already read Songs many times.

So it does seem reasonable men were designed to become temporally dumb in the presence of those, science can't prove it, but behaviour studies can.

Yahoo!!!

[Shwa Girl]

^^^^^ Ha ha too funny! And yes to late, I already read Songs many times.

So it does seem reasonable men were designed to become temporally dumb in the presence of those, science can't prove it, but behaviour studies can.

Yahoo!!!

All science has to do is to ask the serpent in the garden. Didn't the serpent use the woman to entice the man (Adam) to eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil? Wonder how she enticed him. Just like Natalka said, she knew this before. This is old news that the scientist are getting.

[Shwa Girl]

And don't forget Jezebel. She was not a nice "lady".

[vesper]

Good point! Adam must have suffered from that temporary dumbness. He saw the fruit... got wide eyed bliss smile

I don't think the scientists theory is correct. I agree with Natalka. Besides, I used to go to the Calgary YMCA gym in Calgary, I seen that same wide eyed bliss smiles coming from men in the change room.


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Now why is then.... that cats, especially kittens, cause the same temporary dumbness in some men? At least felines won't get you in trouble! Bible provide any clues?

[i_forget]

I think it has to do with breast feeding, the bond between mother and child and being weaned prematurely.

[Andit]

http://www.livescience.com/23500-why...e-breasts.html

There goes my theory that men are foolish (as are some women ).

Now why is then.... that cats, especially kittens, cause the same temporary dumbness in some men? At least felines won't get you in trouble! Bible provide any clues?

Maybe they are thinking of the French proverb - books, cats and pretty girls are the best decor for a room.

[vesper]

There goes my theory that men are foolish (as are some women ).

No your theory is right. Especailly when boobs are involved. Yahoo!!!

Maybe they are thinking of the French proverb - books, cats and pretty girls are the best decor for a room.

That sounds like a French proverb all right. . There is a redneck one about starting at the Sun and Boobs but I can't remember it... basically you ought not stare at either for health reasons