Sooo, exactly what is good about getting old???

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Warning: Tear Jerker Alert

http://www.today.com/news/you-are-my...tal-6C10307075

[wolfwoman]

Finally being able to say " I remember when....."

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[wolfwoman]

No more that time of the month and putting up with DH whining

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The Importance of Walking For Seniors:


Just in case you mistakenly think about going for a walk.............








The Importance of walking



Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old

To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing

Home at $4,000 per month.









My grandpa started walking

Five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old

And we have no idea where the hell he is.

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I like long walks,

Especially when they are taken

By people who annoy me.







The only reason I would take up walking

Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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I have to walk early in the morning,

Before my brain figures out what I'm doing...







Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',

I wash my mouth out with chocolate.







I do have flabby thighs,

But fortunately my stomach covers them.

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The advantage of exercising every day

Is so when you die, they'll say,

'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'



If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

Start with a small country.

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I know I got a lot of exercise

The last few years,......

Just getting over the hill.







We all get heavier as we get older,

Because there's a lot more information in our heads.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.



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Every time I start thinking too much

About how I look,

I just find a pub with a Happy Hour

And by the time I leave,

I look just fine.

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[SillyLoocie]

We get to do many fun activites like grown up versions of campfires.


These look GREAT for the cottage (BUT ARE NOT FOR THE KIDDIES!)

Flaming Marshmallow Jello Shots

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... It seems like a totally wacky idea, but if youʼre looking for something thatʼs just plain silly and fun, these are great!

Carve out the middle of the marshmallow. You can eat the center or discard it!

Make your Jello using 3 ounces flavored boxed gelatin, 6 ounces water and 6 ounces vodka

Let the Jello cool completely before pouring it into the marshmallow. It should still be liquid, just cooled. I actually used a dropper to put the Jello inside and it worked well to keep the marshmallows clean. Refrigerate until the Jello has set inside the marshmallow.

Then pack ‘em up to then eat plain or you can toast them! Put them on a stick and give a quick toast over your campfire. For a quick effect (or if you don’t have a campfire), dip them in Bacardi 151 and light it on fire.

Just like roasting a marshmallow, make sure you blow out the flame out before you eat it.

Enjoy!

[walkonby]

what's so good about getting old?