Sooo, exactly what is good about getting old???

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I got this afternoon in my email, and this explains about getting old, it's very well done, and I laughed all the way through it. It's a weatherman being a keynote speaker at a getting old seminar....



Enjoy, it's about 14 minutes long!

[SillyLoocie]

Old fashioned tastes always seem to come back in style.

[avoncallingu]

OMG! I LOVE had a green and black bathroom complete with PLASTIC wall tiles just like this ! Memories!

[avoncallingu]

Seeing kids still singing the same skipping songs that we used to sing - and the same "Jingle Bells -Batman smells" kinds of songs and thinking people will think they are so naughty! LOL!

[SillyLoocie]

Seeing kids still singing the same skipping songs that we used to sing - and the same "Jingle Bells -Batman smells" kinds of songs and thinking people will think they are so naughty! LOL!

Robin laid an egg......yup! LOL. I remember. Do you remember Deck The Halls with dirty diapers? They were so very naughty. Those days are great memories.

[MortgageQueen]

More old people forgetting stuff humour

*You are in the middle of some home project putting in a new fence,
painting the porch, planting some flowers and fixing a broken door
lock.****You are hot and sweaty, covered with dirt, lawn clippings and
paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit --
shorts with a hole in the crotch, an old T-shirt with a stain from
who-knows-what, and an old pair of tennis shoes*

*Right in the middle of these tasks you realize that you need to run to
Home Depot for supplies. Depending on your age you might do the following:*

*_In your 20s:_***Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow
dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes. Check
yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne
because, you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while
standing in the checkout line. And yes, you went to school with the
pretty girl running the register.

*_In your 30s:_***

Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change your
shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your
hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it!
Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl
running the register is the kid sister of someone you went to school with.

*_In your 40s:_*

Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to
cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and
a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brut is almost empty, so don't
waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot. Check yourself in the mirror
and do more sucking in than flexing.The hot young thing running the
register is your daughter's age and you feel weird about thinking she's
spicy.

*In your 50s:*

*Stop what you are doing. Put on a hat. Wipe the dirt off your hands
onto your shirt. Change shoesbecause you don't want to get dog crap in
your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and swear not to wear
that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat.**The cutie running the
register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have
it. Then you remember -- the hat you have on is from Bubba's Bait &
Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms ‘*

*_In your 60s:_*

Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat any more. Hose the dog crap
off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50s. You
hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your
pants.The girl running the register may be cute but you don't have your
glasses on, so you're not sure.

*_In your 70s:_*Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until
you call the drug store to have your prescriptions ready for pickup too
and check your grocery list for a quick stop there. Got to save trips!
Don't even notice the dog crap on your shoes. The young thing at the
register stares at you and you realize your balls are hanging out the
hole in your crotch
who cares.

*_In your 80s:_*

*Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you
remember you need to go to Home Depot. You go to Wal-Mart instead. You
went to school with the old lady greeter. You wander around trying to
remember what you are looking for. Then you fart out loud and turn
around thinking someone called your name.*

*_In your 90s & beyond:_**What's a home deep hoe? Something for my
garden? Where am I? Who am I? Why am I reading this? Did I send
it? Did you? Who farted?*

*/_Everyone should laugh_/**/_at least once a day._/**/_I think this
should do it for today._/*

[Natalka]

Four grannies recently proved beauty has no age, posing as models for a photoshoot with the Never Alone Association in Romania.

The women, all past the age of 75, wore traditional Romanian blouses and appeared in a prestigious magazine. Their aim was to draw attention to the alarming situation of the elderly: one of two elderly people in Romania feels alone and useless.

The shoot, conducted by photographer Eli Driu and styled by ‘.1Concept – Your Beauty Masters’, expresses both the senior citizens’ beauty, and the need to involve society in fighting loneliness.
The organisation hopes the images will inspire other to help uplift isolated older people in the community.




More pics

http://www.lostateminor.com/2016/04/...uty-no-limits/

[Lynn49]

Robin laid an egg......yup! LOL. I remember. Do you remember Deck The Halls with dirty diapers? They were so very naughty. Those days are great memories.

Avon, Loocie, oh, what we did to those old songs!
I can't listen to "Walk The Line" by Johnny Cash without singing the last part:
"...because you're mine...please pull the twine..."....
Our GS is now going through the stage of "riddles"....I do not like riddles.

[Lynn49]