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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:15 AM #5866
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:18 AM #5867
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Our friends down the lake have a neighbour that hired a pyrotechnic company to do a firework show for him last night. He rented a barge, got the permits, had a fireman on board and blocked of the channel for the show.... what an amazing display last night!!! It was 12 minutes of non stop fireworks and they set them off right in front of our friend's cottage!!!! We had front row centre seats!!!! This display was comparable to something Wonderland would do... I'm wondering how many 10's of thousands that would have cost.... (It put our $169.00 Costco box of fireworks display from the night before to shame.... )
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:24 AM #5868
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very sad....
It was very dark coming home last night and it can be scary traveling by boat at night - especially if you don't know the waterways... It's not so bad when the moon is out, but it hasn't been out this week-end... we hit a floating stump last night that scared the crap out of us...
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:30 AM #5869
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:31 AM #5870
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:31 AM #5871
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:40 AM #5872
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:41 AM #5873
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Barry Godber (1946–1970), a computer programmer, painted the album cover.
Godber died in February 1970 of a heart attack, shortly after the album's release.
It would be his only painting, and is now owned by Robert Fripp
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:43 AM #5874
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 09:45 AM #5875
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 10:14 AM #5876
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A man goes to a bar with his dog ...
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 10:22 AM #5877
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Wordperfect Customer Support
Actual dialogue of a former Wordperfect Customer Support Employee (CSE)
Customer Support Employee (CSE): May I help you?
Customer: Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
CSE: What sort of trouble?
Customer: Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.
CSE: Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?
Customer: Nothing.
CSE: Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?
Customer: How do I tell?
CSE: Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?
Customer: What's a sea-prompt?
CSE: Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?
Customer: There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I
type.
CSE: Does your monitor have a power indicator?
Customer: What's a monitor?
CSE: It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?
Customer: I don't know.
CSE: Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?
Customer: Yes, I think so.
CSE: Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Customer: I can't. It's dark out here.
CSE: Dark?
Customer: There's a power outage.
CSE: A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in with?
Customer: Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.
CSE: Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.
Customer: Really? Is it that bad?
CSE: Yes, I'm afraid it is.
Customer: Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?
CSE: Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 10:26 AM #5878
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Journey-Foreigner w/w - 10:26am - jukebox
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 10:54 AM #5879
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Putting the fun back in dysfunctional
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Sun, Jul 3rd, 2011, 11:21 AM #5880
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Good Morning All!
That's terrible about those 2 boats colliding, wonder if they will find those two men....geez
I'm going to the Corso Italia Festival and the Chin picnic today, hate to miss a festival!!! See you all later!
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