Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[psells]

Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people;
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Parliament."

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Who did I miss?

Trying to figure out where the rant originated. Most of the figures look American but they have 535 elected idiots (435 + 100). "Parliament" was thrown in to make it look Canadian somewhere along the way.

[the H team]

Bonus kenrod!! Here's hoping you get the monthly lunch too.

Which reminds me - I guess I should send Q a note withdrawing my workplace shuffle. I'd hate for them to get some swag now that I'm on the fast track out the door! Last day Dec 15 (Merry Flipping Christmas!! )

i know that feeling. was told that the company i was working for was sold, on christmas eve day & we didn't know whether the new owners were going to keep us or not till the new year. we had 10 days over the holidays of worry & not knowing. hoping that you soon have a new job to go to. sending positive thoughts your way.

[WolfDio]

Trying to figure out where the rant originated. Most of the figures look American but they have 535 elected idiots (435 + 100). "Parliament" was thrown in to make it look Canadian somewhere along the way.

No!!
You mean an Email got ized?

[Knottythots]

Hi all, just droped in to catch up and say hi.

[WolfDio]

Bonus kenrod!! Here's hoping you get the monthly lunch too.

Which reminds me - I guess I should send Q a note withdrawing my workplace shuffle. I'd hate for them to get some swag now that I'm on the fast track out the door! Last day Dec 15 (Merry Flipping Christmas!! )

My Thoughts are also with You.
I too know what it is like... 2x weeks before Christmas for me.

All I can Truely offer You is our Unconditional Caring.

You may be Down, but not "out".
The Right people will be Wise and see Your Value.
Consider it a 2x week Vacation; try not to worry; and start the New Year Fresh.

We are Rooting for You.

[hmjm61]

Heading out.
Enjoy the evening.

[psells]

No!!
You mean an Email got ized?

[WolfDio]

That is one Heck of a Letter Opener!!
Now I Really would like watch You open Your Email!!!!

[rock lobster]

You poor women you only get to be mean
to people one week a month with your PMS.

Us men , get to be mean to people the
whole month and we don't even need
to remember any abbreviations.

[attitash]

GOLF PANTIES

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends
over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt
Up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any
skivvies?', Ole demanded.
Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping
money to afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50.
Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she,
too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says ,
'For the sake of decency, here's a 20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over.
The wind also takes her skirt over her head
to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jay sus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell
are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough
money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well,
fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....
Tidy yerself up a bit.

[psells]

GOLF PANTIES
t.

Funny but hard to believe. What course allows groups of six off the tee?

[SillyLoocie]

Funny but hard to believe. What course allows groups of six off the tee?

Maybe they've got it all down to a tee.........& it's free?

[Mmmme...]

[psells]

What about this apple?

[Mmmme...]

Good thought there psells.
No idea who created the picture...
or I would offer you their contact info to add to'the pic.