Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[crazyredneck]

ok,, enough chat, its time...

[the H team]

Women in Leather Dresses

Did you know this about leather dress??????



Do you know that when a woman wears

a leather dress,











a man's heart beats quicker,











his throat gets dry,











he gets weak in the knees,











and he thinks irrationally?











Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells
like a
N E W T R U C K!

[madchives]

rumour has it i'm to be somewhere else
so hoping everyone has a fun day

[crazyredneck]

http://youtu.be/Fr_0KRLm700
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something tells me i'm gonna hear this one alot.... room mate

[the H team]

your plane will be ready in a minute tad, just have to change a tire, and make sure there are no snakes on the plane

[crazyredneck]

Women in Leather Dresses

Did you know this about leather dress??????



Do you know that when a woman wears

a leather dress,











a man's heart beats quicker,











his throat gets dry,











he gets weak in the knees,











and he thinks irrationally?











Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells
like a
N E W T R U C K!

well there are 2 things that will make a fella's ego grow and one is a new truck the other is a new lady sitting in it wearing a leather dress, than again maybe no leather dress

[crazyredneck]

well we would hate to see samuel jackson show up and ruin the flight

[WolfDio]

ok,, enough chat, its time...

Irish Coffee??

[WolfDio]

Good Morning, Everyone...
Just got "The Call" into w*rk, so off I must go.
Be Well, my Friends.

[crazyredneck]

seems someone's been peeking in the window, watching me quench my hangover with milk

[the H team]

don't forget to make sure those rope seat belts tie up nice & tight & they're not frayed.

[The Jester]

don't forget to make sure those rope seat belts tie up nice & tight & they're not frayed.

Nothing to be 'fraid of

[the H team]

also make sure he has his proper headgear & goggles

[The Jester]

Women in Leather Dresses

Did you know this about leather dress??????



Do you know that when a woman wears

a leather dress,











a man's heart beats quicker,











his throat gets dry,











he gets weak in the knees,











and he thinks irrationally?











Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells
like a
N E W T R U C K!

Didn't see that coming

[attitash]

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he
was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly
congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift
envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly
beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the
hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind
him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his
mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he'd had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a
giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles,
and fresh- squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he
noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom
edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's
the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would
be your last day, and that we should do something special for
you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a
dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."