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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 02:18 PM #43231
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The Deaf Wife Problem
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and
he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to
discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. 'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If
not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.' That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the
den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?' No response. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife
and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?' Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response. So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's
for dinner?'
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner? 'For S-it sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 02:29 PM #43232
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My latest fire blog. As the editor said when I sent it to her, "When I saw Ancient warfare in the the title I thought 'oh, not General What's-his-name again".
http://www.firefightingincanada.com/...iew/11955/213/
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 02:49 PM #43233
Have a great evening everyone!
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 02:53 PM #43234
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Amazing facts:
There is a medical reference text, supposedly first published in 1858, called Gray's Anatomy.
There is a stone in the British Museum which supposedly was inscribed in 196 BCE and supposedly discovered by a French soldier in 1799, and which supposedly was the key to deciphering Egyptian hieroglyphs, called the Rosetta Stone.
How do people get away with this blatant infringement?
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 02:56 PM #43235
PFWW-works
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 02:56 PM #43236
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 02:56 PM #43237
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I'm coming back as a dog in my next life.
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 02:57 PM #43238
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PFWW is works
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 02:57 PM #43239
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pfww is works
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 03:42 PM #43240
PFWW-Pompeii
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 03:42 PM #43241
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pfww is pompeii
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 03:42 PM #43242
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 04:35 PM #43243
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Last edited by the H team; Tue, May 22nd, 2012 at 04:36 PM.
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 04:35 PM #43244
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Tue, May 22nd, 2012, 05:04 PM #43245
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Good afternoon. That was a great weekend, lots of planting a nice Sunday afternoon of boating. And today it’s back to reality. Transmission is screwed up on the Santa Fe, Hyundai they will send the results to the head office and get and answer back later in the week. My email does not work at work or on my phone as we are switching to Go Daddy as a host. And the body is just a little like ic_ou812’s new Pink Heart. Have a good evening. Off to pick up my SUV that is under warranty and still broken!!
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