Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

trade you WTG. at no point on my vacation did it get as cold as it is in this office. i HATE air conditioning!

[WolfDio]

RUSH ~ Influential

[Neon]

Rush ww is ... influential

[the H team]

RWW-influential

[WolfDio]

RUSH ~ Influential

Rush ww is ... influential

RWW-influential

Must not Forget...

[WolfDio]

[attitash]

Today is, National Tell a Joke Day!. Give me your best joke!

[attitash]

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city
because he was short of time and
couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the
windshield wiper that read: "I
have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my
appointment. Forgive us our
trespasses." When he returned, he found a citation from a police
officer along with this note
"I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket
I'll lose my job. Lead us
not into temptation."

[attitash]

Yikes......no joke!


Local 16 Aug, 2012 759
Gas prices expected to rise 2.2 cents at midnight

According to En-Pro, gas prices are expectedto rise 2.2 cents at 12:01 a.m. Aug. 17, to an average price of 132.5 cents/litre at most GTA gas stations.

Please note: Gas prices have become very volatile because of a change in the way oil companies set their prices, thus making it more challenging to predict gasoline prices.

[the H team]

RWW-steel

[Neon]

Rush ww is ... steel

[WolfDio]

RUSH ~ Steel

[the H team]

holy cow, how did that happen? i'm listening online & i bet you guys????

[WolfDio]

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies.

She frantically calls a May Day:
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . "

[attitash]

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies.

She frantically calls a May Day:
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . "

Well done