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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 12:01 PM #92671
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Cats think they own you.
For example, my cat goes through the motion of spraying me (he is fixed, but his tail still shakes).
Of course I beg to differ. My zodiac sign is Leo, so I am the "king cat" in the house. The way I look at things, he doesn't own me... I own him. The day he flushes my toilet after me, then we can talk. Until then, he can be just a cat... eat, crap and go outside.
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 12:03 PM #92672
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 12:12 PM #92673
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 12:17 PM #92674
EJ-Secrets
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 12:29 PM #92675
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 12:52 PM #92676
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 01:00 PM #92677
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 01:06 PM #92678
680News Toronto @680News1m
#BREAKING: Santa Claus parade co-chair asks #Toronto Mayor Ford to not participate in parade.
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 01:24 PM #92679
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There are fine lines, dotted lines & lines that keeping you waiting,
There are lines of work & pick up lines & lines for figure skating,
There are lines of scrimmage that I’ve never seen,
There are fashion lines & lines for the latrine,
There are clotheslines & pockets lined,
& lines on faces that can be so refined,
There are lines of reason & lines of thinking,
& enemy lines that are hopefully sinking,
There are telephone lines & lines you can pen,
& the same old lines you keep hearing over again,
There are lines in the sand & hydro lines that transmit,
& lines of communication & lines of wit,
There are storylines & there are pipelines,
& paper with lines, even lines of design,
There are firing lines, bottom lines & party lines as well,
There are credit lines & picket lines – the kind where tempers swell,
So, when is a line just a line I’ll leave you with that to ponder?
& the end of the line is waiting, but that lies way down yonder.
p.s. I just had to include a picture of some of us SC gals enjoying our conga line....Feel free to tag yourselves.
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 01:57 PM #92680
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Good Afternoon
Thank you all for the Elton John words
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 02:02 PM #92681
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I recently picked up my needle and thread again. Seems I only do it in the winter, in the summer there's too much else to do!
I finished these ones last year I just need to make them into tree ormanents
And this one I started the other day, hope I can get a few more done before Christmas, I love giving them as gifts!
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 02:06 PM #92682
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They're quite lovely Robyn - I always appreciate the artsy and crafty side of people. There seems to be less of it out there today unfortunately
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 02:11 PM #92683
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a tough time with all your Mom is going through - you have my sympathies Chers. My best memory in a Cher movie comes in Silkwood and I'm attaching a link to the specific scene that cracked me up.....................http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD6XIo1B5Lc
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 02:23 PM #92684
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Well today is National Pickle Day & how will you celebrate?
Will you use your pickle toothpaste to help you to relate?
Do you like bread & butter pickles or a lover of gherkins?
Would you ever try pickled coffee when the pot’s finished perkin’?
Would you like to shower with pickle soap & smell just like fresh dill?
& does chewing pickle flavoured gum give you a zesty thrill?
So many kinds of pickles & you can pickle just about anything?
& are you a pickle connoisseur & do you love pickle bling?
So many things to pickle from onions to eggs to beets,
Even pickled herring & I hear there’s pickled pig feets!
It isn’t good to get too pickled or land yourself in one,
Cause being inside a pickle really isn’t all that fun,
Pickle yourselves accordingly; maybe enjoy some pickle punch,
Happy Pickle Day to everyone & may your pickles pack a crunch!
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Wed, Nov 13th, 2013, 02:28 PM #92685
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
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