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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 10:50 AM #8581
you most certainly do Roxxy, and we luv ya for it
Thx to everyone for the reps & answers
Had a very very bad day yesterday, (now I know why Monkey's eat their young!!)
Sorry I missed all that went on here until the wee hours of the morning.
I could have used a good laugh by then
I will being reppin ya all as soon as I get a chance
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 10:53 AM #8582
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 11:20 AM #8583
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 11:22 AM #8584
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11:15 win word is >>> BEATLES
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 11:22 AM #8585
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 11:35 AM #8586
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Happy Friday!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 11:47 AM #8587
Some of you may already know this joke, but here goes...
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint. When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint; come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala , where they enjoyed the weed.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
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'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude.....
How much water did you drink?!!'
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 11:49 AM #8588
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 11:49 AM #8589
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Last edited by roxxyroller; Sat, Feb 7th, 2009 at 12:51 PM.
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 12:06 PM #8590
1977: Long hair
2008: Longing for hair
1977: KEG
2008: ECG
1977: Acid rock
2008: Acid reflux
1977: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2008:Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1977: Seeds and stems
2008: Roughage
1977: Going to a new, hip joint
2008: Receiving a new hip joint
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1977: Rolling Stones
2008: Kidney Stones
1977: Screw the system
2008: Upgrade the system
1977: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2008: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1977: Passing the drivers' test
2008: Passing the vision test
1977: Whatever
2008: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who are starting universitythis
year were born in 1992.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the 3 years before they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 12:07 PM #8591
Did that come up???
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 12:08 PM #8592
Just the words, not the pics.
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 12:09 PM #8593
Don't know what you're doing wrong littlesmokeybear... but it's still not working!
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 12:31 PM #8594
better give up
Jimbo
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Fri, Feb 6th, 2009, 12:34 PM #8595
smokey! bless your heart for trying so hard!
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