You know you're in trouble when....

[Binbrook]

when the locks have been changed while you were at work

[harkatsmom]

When you see your dog trying to mate with your cat

[melonhead]

when you hear oh no you didn't

[Binbrook]

When your child starts a conversation with, I didn't mean to

[WAWAZAT]

when your child says...."Sorry Daddy" as you walk in the door

[heartgirl99]

you hear the door click shut behind you and your keys are on the wrong side

[WAWAZAT]

your eyes are stuck shut when you wake up...( i had pink eye this week)

[Binbrook]

Your condom leaks

[melonhead]

when your lady is late

[Binbrook]

when you fart in an elevator, beside a nun

[shaman2263]

The pets are all in hiding

[heartgirl99]

you drop your keys through that little gap between the elevator floor and the floor

[WAWAZAT]

you drop between the gap between the elevator floor and the floor

[Binbrook]

You hear the sirens of a police car and he's not passing you

[WAWAZAT]

when the paper boy leaves the paper on your step on a windy day