Guilty or Not Guilty?

[Chantal444k]

Not Guilty

Have you ever lied to your spouse about the way they look in an outfit.

[Beast Master]

not guilty.......I tell it as I see it

have you ever taken someone's newspaper

[harkatsmom]

When I was working, I would take the bar's newspaper, and bring it to the beer and wine store for me to read

Have you ever cut your thumb with a pair of scissors?

[koala]

Not my thumb anyway.

Do you notice a cut doesn't hurt until you see blood.

[harkatsmom]

Usually guilty but today...
Not Guilty as it hurts right now and there is no blood.

Have you ever had a conversation with someone and were so distracted that you really weren't listening?

[Beast Master]

guilty.......usually a woman yapping on and on and on......

have you ever been a flasher

[harkatsmom]

Not Guilty, but I have shot someone a moon

Have you ever touched wet paint accidentally?

[Beast Master]

guilty

have you ever planted a foreign object in your food at a restaurant to try and get away from paying your bill.

[harkatsmom]

Not guilty-where do you come up with these things BM

Have you ever put tape on a cats feet?

[Beast Master]

not guilty.......ask Koala about my warped sense of humor

have you ever taken candy from a baby

[harkatsmom]

Guilty...my babies

Have you ever swore in public?

[Beast Master]

guilty......who isn't

have you ever sprayed a neighbours cat with the hose to make it get away

[travelgeek]

no

have you ever swore in front of your boss?

[Beast Master]

guilty

have you ever told you boss EXACTLY what you thought of them

[Chantal444k]

Not Guilty ... wish I had the opportunity with a couple of passed ones.

HAve you ever dropped an uncooked Hamburger or steak on the deck, and cooked it on the BBQ anyway.