Happy Rep Day!

[attitash]

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday After he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.

But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...

[krysta lynne]

late night reps!!!

[Snow Queen]

Reps for all! This is to get you through your work week!

[user-id]

Happy Tuesday!

[user-id]

Gideon Sundback - Google Doodle

Gideon Sundback Google Doodle is the first animated zip on the homepage of search engine Google. On the honor of Gideon Sundback, the developer of Zipper, today Google Doodle team has designed a Zipper on the google home page. It is fully functional zipper. You can enjoy as you want , gives you sensation of same like zipper.

[attitash]

Good morning...another wet morning. Guess w*rking today is sort of ok.

[glowworm2k]

Good morning everyone! Tuesday's here, despite my body's surprising reluctance to rise and shine... maybe it has something to do with walking around in the rain/slush yesterday.

Then again, I'm just thankful that the white stuff isn't falling right now!

[feetfrown]

[attitash]

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked
the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little
squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this
a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it
a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek,
and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss
too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks
later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and
proceeds to have sex with her, and says,
"In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass
sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[danger_dan]

[hollyquaiscer]

It's Tuesday so I think we could all use a good laugh, so read away, and make sure you read them all....









You gotta love the yaya sisters

[hollyquaiscer]

[Snow Queen]