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[baggypants]

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

baggypants

[Giseledta]

Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?

They couldn't close his casket.

[Abby5]

Funny story...my contractors did not come today! (and they were suppose to)And my house is totally ripped a part! And it rained the other day in the living room and my 10 year old asked if he could get soap to take a shower there!

[keeley]

very cool, thanks
Count me in
good luck all

[Littlemoe0]

okay, will think of something funny to say, just give me about 2 years, then I will have it.

[Crankin15]

Funny story...my contractors did not come today! (and they were suppose to)And my house is totally ripped a part! And it rained the other day in the living room and my 10 year old asked if he could get soap to take a shower there!

Lol nice

[Giseledta]

When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead!

"How did that happen?" asked the doctor.

"I think she choked to death," said the husband.

[baggypants]

Funny story...my contractors did not come today! (and they were suppose to)And my house is totally ripped a part! And it rained the other day in the living room and my 10 year old asked if he could get soap to take a shower there!

Have to find the silver lining Abby5!!

baggypants

[Justine]

Ohh we are getting closer to that 2000.

[itsjustmebub]

i just dropped one of my earbuds into a full glass of water.

[Giseledta]

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"

[cheapskate101]

getting better:/

[baggypants]

Ways to Cheer up Cheapskate....

Give fun rep to SC'ers...always cheers me up!!

baggypants

[Giseledta]

thats all I have for now. off to play outside with the kids.

[spice_43]

When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead!

"How did that happen?" asked the doctor.

"I think she choked to death," said the husband.

funny yet disturbing