SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[dealsniffer]

I am the official "put the groceries away" person. When I was in college, I could remove a small container in what looked like a full fridge and put in a case of 24.

I have later found that that talent translates to other things like food.

hmm... interesting. this would maybe fall under hidden talents!

[dealsniffer]

my throat is burning-I need water. and you should check out the link I posted! here it is again-really funny! http://www.milk.com/random-humor/tor...marketers.html

[Hsooley]

Something stuck in your throat? Need help?

How you gonna help me

[LoRaOz]

my throat is burning-I need water. and you should check out the link I posted! here it is again-really funny! http://www.milk.com/random-humor/tor...marketers.html

I was just reading it. There is some pretty funny stuff I copied and pasted it for the next time a telemarketer calls

[dealsniffer]

ok I have an idea-find out who the telemarketer wants and then say just a moment, leave for a few minutes, come back and ask sorry who did you want, leave again and then come back and maybe do it again until they hang up. Or if you know it's a telemarketer-pick up the phone and hold up a radio and then every few minutes say in a computer like voice something like your call is very important to us...please stay on the line.. LOL

[dealsniffer]

yes it is pretty funny. I just googled lines for telemarketers and this among other things came up.

[Patty Smyth]

Hmmm very tired today going to hit the hay early.

Holly I will spank that smarta$$ DH for ya. LOL

[shaman2263]

I never answer my phone with "hello" if it is a telemarketer there is a delay while they connect and I can just hang up

[thecountess]

I think my DS resembles his father don't you?

Too funny Patty

[dealsniffer]

too bad we don't get many telemarketer calls anymore. Hey someone should really try it and post how many points they make! I will if I get another of those darn michigan calls again or california or who ever decides they want to call!

[dealsniffer]

anyways I think I might go for a bit. see ya later

[Hsooley]

Hmmm very tired today going to hit the hay early.

Holly I will spank that smarta$$ DH for ya. LOL

Ok, Patty
I would give him some lashings but I won't be around long enough to do so. Not in the best mood right now...
nite all

[LoRaOz]

I am playing with my hair. Made DH cut it tonight after he was done cutting dd hair.... I love it

[DH666]

How you gonna help me

Hmmm very tired today going to hit the hay early.

Holly I will spank that smarta$$ DH for ya. LOL

Got that spanking Holly!

[thecountess]

This thread never fails to make me laugh