My friend was getting non-stop calls from her alumni association asking for money. She finally got fed up & the next time they called, she answered the phone, "How dare you call here right now?"
Poor caller tried again. "I`m sorry, may I speak with Sue..."
"Thìs is a house of mourning. We`re getting ready for her funeral, no thanks to you & your non-stop harrassment."
The caller hung up. My friend`s poor mother had to deal with sympathy cards for months - apparently her "death" made the alumni newsletter.
She thought it was great - the phone calls stopped!:lolsign:

