SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[Coupon_Queen]

watching tv and eating hummus with baby carrots...diets suck

[koala]

I have a pimple were few can see it

Now I know why you won't wear your kilt.

[shaman2263]

I have been watching The Usual Suspects

[DH666]

May go to Las Vegas in November on a business trip. Come on 7! Come on 11!

[Hsooley]

I just had a cuppa that probably had the equivalent of 4 table spoons of sugar

[koala]

I'm eating celery and blue cheese dip. Wishing I had some wings to go with it.

[thecountess]

I have been watching The Usual Suspects

Why does that not surprise me!

[YesI'mcheap]

Just got hubby out the door, time to figure out what to do now.

[DH666]

Just punished Kiera for smacking Kevin on the head with a brush. She's screaming like a banshee. Wait, it's quiet now. Back in a minute.

[shaman2263]

Kevin should learn to duck!!!

[YesI'mcheap]

Just punished Kiera for smacking Kevin on the head with a brush. She's screaming like a banshee. Wait, it's quiet now. Back in a minute.

Brush that no so bad. When I was 4 or so I broke my uncle's nose with a meter stick. There was blood everywhere, the ER Dr could not believe I that a this neice did, so I had to talk to the ER Dr. Good times.

[Patty Smyth]

That was the same scream at the dentist yesterday. It's really just pure rage when she doesn't get her way. Can't understand where she gets that. I'm gong to bed I have a headache.

[nicjosemm]

Eating pizza left over from bday party, next to polish off the trifle.

[Beast Master]

I had a headache, actually a migraine, last night...thanks to some hag bathed in purfume on the bus.

[Litesandsirens911]

waiting for my 15yr old to get ready.."mom's taxi" is waiting to drive her to spend the night at a friends place..