SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[Andit]

I think I fall more into the other 1/2, in 3 years at my current job I have missed 1 day of work and that's only because I couldn't walk. My laundries all done, shopping all done, I leave the seat up in my washroom but not downstairs where others use it as well. hmmm anything else.

Who trained you?????

[cabmonk]

you are a quarter man and the rest empty
you sold your soul to the meat devil

Yeah and you sold your soul for some broccoli.

[Andit]

Yeah and you sold your soul for some broccoli.

I thought it was the juggling watermelons???

[trucks12trucks]

i hate broccoli...and most green coloured vegetables...hate em!
but you wouldnt know that! you havent been listening to me!
we are so over now

[dawn_sweety]

i hate broccoli...and most green coloured vegetables...hate em!
but you wouldnt know that! you havent been listening to me!
we are so over now

mmm I love green veggies, but then again I just love food.... if I wasn't my mothers daughter I would be so fat! lol

[cabmonk]

i hate broccoli...and most green coloured vegetables...hate em!
but you wouldnt know that! you havent been listening to me!
we are so over now

Hey i'll share some tofu with you, just get over it.

[trucks12trucks]

its going to take more than tofu..you have 5 minutes to run and buy me a bike

[Miss_April]

now that you must speak of drinks ever had a peach martini??? me and a gf went to East Side's and I told the bartender I wanted something peachy and he gave me one they are soooo yummy!

Never had one! Sounds yummy.

I had a "puck bunny" last night after skating it was delicious but I have no idea what was in it

[dawn_sweety]

Never had one! Sounds yummy.

I had a "puck bunny" last night after skating it was delicious but I have no idea what was it in

lol I love telling bartenders to give me something yummy, then I don't have to worry about trying to make up my mind and I get to try something new

[Miss_April]

LOL! Thats what I always used to say but one time this bartender thought it would be funny to give me the "prairie fire" shot, thats tequilla and a shot of hot sauce.

It was AWFUL, it burned all the way down, now I dont turst them so much anymore haha.

[cabmonk]

its going to take more than tofu..you have 5 minutes to run and buy me a bike

Here you go, something like this:

[trucks12trucks]

yeah a whole lot of nothing..*cry*


i should refer back to the post i made about boys luring you with chocolate and giving you cheap candy in the end...this time i got nothing!

[dawn_sweety]

LOL! Thats what I always used to say but one time this bartender thought it would be funny to give me the "prairie fire" shot, thats tequilla and a shot of hot sauce.

It was AWFUL, it burned all the way down, now I dont turst them so much anymore haha.

lol ewwww, I onced watch a bartender make a shot that was like half hot sauce and a bunch of different kinds of alcohol mixed together and gave it to my friend but before he could take it he had to eat a pickled egg it was halarious cuz he was gagging the whole time but he did it lol.

[trucks12trucks]

ooo i see it now
never mind
no i dont like it
pffft

[cabmonk]

ooo i see it now
never mind
no i dont like it
pffft

Girls, so hard to please. How bout this: