SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

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Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!

Why the heck did you think he worked so hard to invent it!

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The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!

Is it Stride?

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Slugs have 4 noses!

That explains the slime.

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There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses!

That's because they used Canada Post to ship the ponies!

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A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!

Two things: Who's counting? and Why?

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Rice paper does not have any rice in it!

But Rice Krispies are made with rice. Right Patty?

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Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!

I guess we're just too stupid to get out of the rain.

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It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

Well, squirrels aren't the brightest crayons in the box.

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Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!

I don't care, just gimme my Tims!

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After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!

Any one want seconds?

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In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

I'm sure a few don't follow that law.

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Tricky Dick Votes - Richard Nixon has received more votes than any other person in American history. His three Congressional terms, two terms as Vice-President, his narrow defeat by JFK in the 1960 presidential, his run for the California Gubenatorial, his first election to the Presidency in 1968 and his landslide deafeat of Geroge McGovern (the largest in Presidential history until that time) makes Nixon the most voted for American politician ever.

I guess electing Bush twice wasn't as much of a susprise as we thought,

[Andit]

& I thought I was a fountain of useless information.

So, when's the trivia game starting????

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You Twit - A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

Seemed appropriate for this thread.

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Nasty Bathroom Facts - Dentists have recommended that toothbrushes be kept at least six feet from toilets to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

I'm glad I keep mine in the medicine cabinet.