SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[shaman2263]

Have you seen the new member of my Train Robbing Gang Patty?

[shaman2263]

Attachment 18451

Can I have all your coupons now? LOL

[Patty Smyth]

Must......resist.......temptation.........ACK!

[heartgirl99]

Just in Case You Get a Cheque.....
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment i.e HST rebate. This is a very exciting program from the Ontario government.
I'll explain it using the Q and A format:
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Q. What is Ontario 's Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the provincial government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers..
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Asia ?
A. Shut up or you don't get your check

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
1. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China .
2. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia .
3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala ..
5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts.

Or, you can keep the money in Canada by:
1. spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or
2. going to baseball or football games, or
3. hiring prostitutes, or
4. buying cheap beer or
5. getting tattoos.
These are the only wholly-owned businesses still operating in Canada .

Conclusion:
The best way to stimulate the economy of this country is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.

[shaman2263]

Is that what happened to you

[Andit]

Brats are already asleep, gonna call it a day.

Night all.

[trucks12trucks]

Or, you can keep the money in Canada by:
1. spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or
2. going to baseball or football games, or
3. hiring prostitutes, or
4. buying cheap beer or
5. getting tattoos.
These are the only wholly-owned businesses still operating in Canada .

Conclusion:
The best way to stimulate the economy of this country is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.

sounds good! except the yard sale, flea market, ball game, beer and prostitue part....



It supposed to be 10C on sunday!

[heartgirl99]

sounds good! except the yard sale, flea market, ball game, beer and prostitue part....



It supposed to be 10C on sunday!

a good day for a yard sale!

[ccmp1974]

OK what did I do??? Someone in leaving naughty messages on my wall !!!

[shaman2263]

Me too!!!

I wish it was done in hickeys rather than bullet holes! LOL

[ccmp1974]

Oh how I hate updating my trade list

[Patty Smyth]

Me too!!!

I wish it was done in hickeys rather than bullet holes! LOL

Those aren't bullet holes you've been vejazzaled!!! Dude where have you been? LOL

[Miss_April]

I am laughing.

[DH666]

sounds good! except the yard sale, flea market, ball game, beer and prostitue part....



It supposed to be 10C on sunday!

Works for me.

[Patty Smyth]

Wow a bunch of chickens killed a fox that raided the henhouse. LOL