SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

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Originally Posted by Patty Smyth

Goodmorning, I feel so sick. Headache, stomach ache, feel like puking. Sorry to put a damper on the melon party by the way everyone must shave their legs.

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I am not shaving my legs! I need a hedge trimmer for that. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Andit

& other parts! Don't forget to shave the other parts! Unless you're wearing a scuba suit, in which case shaving is optional. Altho facial waxing is encouraged.

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Lily and Quincy seem to need a little trim. :eek:

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Originally Posted by DH666

I am not shaving my legs! I need a hedge trimmer for that. :rolleyes:

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I guess you didn't read my post on the shave or not thread, where I mentioned winning a bet? :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by DH666

Lily and Quincy seem to need a little trim. :eek:

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But then I would have hours of free time from not having to brush my carpet!!! :lolsign:

I agree one must shave there legs.You guys are OK I like you hairy.Sure hope you are feeling better Patty.Sucks to be sick even more so on the weekend.

To post brag or not to post.....

Post, post, post , post, rah, rah, rah!


You know what ccmp1974 said this, too I was not posting for a while but people had the decency to nominate me in that category so I figured I better continue.

I do love your brags!!!

Was at LD this morning.....

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Originally Posted by Patty Smyth

Post, post, post , post, rah, rah, rah!


You know what ccmp1974 said this, too I was not posting for a while but people had the decency to nominate me in that category so I figured I better continue.

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I wish I had something to brag about:( not many deals here lately.I find it is all or nothing!!:)

They just seem to be starting here again after a long dry spell....good thing cause I need to start stocking up on a few things.....

Gurr!! Another telemarketer!! That is 3 in less that 24hrs!!!:rant:

Someone needs to make more Jell-O

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Originally Posted by ccmp1974

Gurr!! Another telemarketer!! That is 3 in less that 24hrs!!!:rant:

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Didn't you use the technique I posted? :shrug:

REminds me of a Seinfeld episode where he had a telemarketer call and asked for her home numbe so he could call her back at a better time...lol....

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Originally Posted by DH666

Didn't you use the technique I posted? :shrug:

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Originally Posted by GottaLoveFreeebies

REminds me of a Seinfeld episode where he had a telemarketer call and asked for her home numbe so he could call her back at a better time...lol....

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I get so mad I forget everything!! I just say "We are on the do not call list please take me off you list and any list you give or sell to anyone else" I think I would start to laugh if I said either of your guys suggestions.I guess it is because I suck at lying!!!:)

Start speaking in another language (even better if you make one up). It confuses them terribly.

A friend of mine got fed up with the same telemarketer calling each night, she screamed, `If you find that deadbeat, let me know, they owe me thousands in back rent!`& then slammed the phone down. Never heard from them again. :)

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Originally Posted by ccmp1974

I get so mad I forget everything!! I just say "We are on the do not call list please take me off you list and any list you give or sell to anyone else" I think I would start to laugh if I said either of your guys suggestions.I guess it is because I suck at lying!!!:)

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