What is your most embarassing moment?

[Andit]

Ok, here`s another embarassing story, about the first time I bought condoms. No, it`s not that kind of story, get your mind out of the gutter!

I was in my late 20s & it wasn't for the, ahem, usual purpose. I was taking a film course, dealing with special effects. For my final assignment, I had to make a short short short film (like 1 minute) involving a gunshot & an explosion (I learned how to blow things up too - that was lots of fun in the classroom!).

For those who don't know, the original plain clear condoms filled with watered down ketchup are the best ones to use for movie scenes involving gunshot victims - very realistic bleeding corpse.

So, there I was in the local drugstore, looking through the condom section. Have you any idea how difficult it is to find the original plain clear variety? There was thin & wide & ribbed & checkered & more flavours than the local ice cream parlour had...but no original plain clear.

As I was putting the packages back on the shelf (I had rearranged everything, hoping I'd find the original plain clear condoms hidden behind the others), when I heard someone call my name. My friend's mother - who's known me since I was 5 - was standing behind me.

I quickly explained why I was buying condoms. Luckily, my friend had told her about my course & she believed me. When I told her I couldn't find the right kind, she suggested we go to the cashier. Yes, we. Trust me, at no age does it ever get any less embarrassing to stand beside your friend's mother as she asks the cashier where they keep the original plain clear condoms.

Apparently, my neighbourhood was more avant garde than most, because the drugstore discontinued the original plain clear variety for lack of sales. The cashier was sweet enough to call another store to see if they had any in stock.

In the end, I went to another store which had my item in stock & didn't have to have any more embarrassing conversations with my friends' parents.

[blackpup]

My black lab used to love getting her paws on my undies. One night, in my early 20s while having a party, she greets everyone in the living room with my undies. I was so embarassed. I took them from her and put them back in the clothes basket, but she went back and retreived them. I later walk in the living room, and they were hanging on the wall. Someone thought it would be great to take down a frame and hang them for all to see. I miss my boo.

[batman1978_]

Ok staying with the underware's lol.

I was just a kid about 10 or 11 years old. Some how I had to go to a church type, camp thing. Dunno why my brother and I had to go, but I guess it kept us out of trouble lol. So my cabin went to the beach for games or something, and every day before that we went swimming. So I ran to the beach ripped off my shorts, only to be standing there in my underware lol. Yup, my little flowery undies all exposed lol, needless to say I didn't participate much in swimming that day lol.

[Andit]

Before I got Lily dog, I was fostering a sweet boy dog while his owner was in hospital. Anyone who knows Labradors, knows how excited they can get over food.

I was taking him for a walk, when a little girl holding a chocolate chip cookie came up to us. I got him to sit politely, although it was in that spread legs as wide as possible way that all males seem to do. Suddenly the little girl says, Ewww, what`s that?

I look down & realize that the dog was getting excited in a way that only males can. The mother pulls the little girl away & I continue on my way in the other direction, wondering how I can douse the dog`s excitement.

At least I didn`t have to explain the birds & bees to the little girl (I don`t think that mother will ever forgive me).