For $500 would you.........?

[vesper]

Yes I am sure I will find a few

Would you call locksmith and let him your toe is stuck in the facet in your bathtub?

[danger_dan]

yes

would you knock on all of their doors asking for bob?

[missxhillary]

yes,

would you walk through a mall dressed as santa and pull off your beard everytime you see a kid

[vesper]

Yes

Would you dress as Mrs Clause in the mall, and kiss Frosty the Snowman everytime a kid showed up?

[danger_dan]

LoL...sure.

would you wait outside the same sex's change room with mistletoe in hand?

[vesper]

Yes sure why not

Would you kiss the mister or miss standing under the mistletoe even if they were not aware of it?

[i_forget]

yes

would you sit on Santa's lap and kiss him on the cheek as you were getting your picture taken?

[Redneck Charger]

Sure why not..

Would you wear something skimpy while you sat on Santa's Lap/

[i_forget]

Nope. He may put me on the naughty list.

would you feed the reindeer something to make them gassy and stink out Santa

[danger_dan]

yes

would you make a move on the boss at the company christmas party?

[Xarinn]

I am married to the boss so why not

Would you start doing the macarena everytime some one wishes you happy holidays?

[Redneck Charger]

yup

Would you grab a manaquin at Walmart and dance with it through out the store to Christmas tunes

[i_forget]

SuRe

would you strip that mannequin and dance thugh the store singing Julio Iglesias ??

[Redneck Charger]

yup

would you get on a kiddy ride like the horse, and pretend you are riding it through the desert

[danger_dan]

yes

would you insist on sitting on the mall santa's lap and whispering in his ear?