Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[runt158]

Got through a few times today but still fun trying and when it rings its even more fun. Yep there is always tomorrows ticket blowout

[6ffightr9]

**Dad makes prom dress out of condoms**

This is just too funny not to share!!!

About the time you thought you had seen it all,here's a 'safe sex' dress!

Pretty original, to say the least...


No virus was found in this message.
My computer used one of the condoms...

[ecat444]

**Dad makes prom dress out of condoms**

This is just too funny not to share!!!

About the time you thought you had seen it all,here's a 'safe sex' dress!

Pretty original, to say the least...


No virus was found in this message.
My computer used one of the condoms...

Pretty Original! LOL!

[heartgirl99]

beatles ww ===>vox

[rock lobster]

Kurt Vonnegut's headstone:

• Kurt Vonnegut (himself) 1922 - 2007
  
  • "THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC"
  
  

[McSkier]

reppin throughout Qville
cheers all

[WolfDio]

Trevor was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young pullets and about ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so he bought tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favourite rooster was old Dalton , and a very fine specimen he was too.
But on this particular morning Trevor noticed old Dalton's bell hadn't rung at all!
Trevor went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing.
The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
But to farmer Trevor's amazement, Dalton had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Trevor was so proud of Dalton; he entered him in the Hertfordshire County Fair and Dalton became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result?

The judges not only awarded Dalton the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Dalton was a pulletician in the making: Who else but a pulletician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

[SillyLoocie]

[rock lobster]

Cliff Clavens Buffalo Theory:

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as
the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive
drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[WolfDio]

Well, the Warden is not partial to Cold Noses, it seems.
Still has me locked up, but my W*rk Pass is Expiring.
Will Rep once I dig a tunnel.
Have a GREAT Evening, my Friends!!!!

[heartgirl99]

hey qt's!
if anyone's interested... pbs is airing "ed sullivan's rock and roll classics --- the music"
does anyone else remember ed sullivan? and topo giggio (?sp) or black and white tv? it's channel 284 on bell.

[Stewy]

Cliff Clavens Buffalo Theory:

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as
the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive
drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

I'll drink to that.

[rock lobster]

I'll drink to that.

Each drink supposedly kills 10,000 brain cells. Unfortunately, I grossly over-estimated the number I had to start with.

[Stewy]

Each drink supposedly kills 10,000 brain cells. Unfortunately, I grossly over-estimated the number I had to start with.

Well then I'm living proof that they reproduce at a very quick rate.

[CocoBurp]

Hey all, Thanks for the codes and reps!
Just checking in to say Hi and went on a reppin' spree.
Off for my nightly walk around block.
TTYL