Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v2

[Mmmme...]

Jacob, age 86, and Rebecca, age 82, living in Florida , are all excited about their
decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"

The Pharmacist answers, "Yes.."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.. The works.."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and Sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure.."

Jacob: "GOOD ...We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[kool_105]

[psells]

beatles ww ===>vox

Not sure if this one goes to eleven...

[tad01]

Poor Pud, good on that guy for helping him out!

The next part of that story was that the cat didn't live there but was breaking in to eat the family's pet bird.

[rock lobster]

The Tardis is malfunctioning again . Is this the 70's ..It doesn't look like the 70's.

[Stewy]

Good Night To All

[Mmmme...]

Hopefully, most of you will find this very
interesting, in addition to being educational.
A rare opportunity to visit and tour
the inside of the space station.


For those who might not have seen the inside
of the space station yet, here's a real treat.





http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=H8rHarp1GEE

[Mmmme...]

Anyone have the 9:15 ww?
I forgot to turn the volume up

[TML4EVER]

Grandmas don't know everything



Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying

with his grandmother for a few days.



He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a

while when he came into the house and asked her,

'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep

in the same room and one is on top of the other?'



She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse , darling.'



Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back

outside to play with the other kids.



A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse .



It's called Bunk Beds.

And Jimmy 's mom wants to talk to you.'

[tad01]

Anyone have the 9:15 ww?
I forgot to turn the volume up

9:15 WW was ROCK

[karmac]

The Tardis is malfunctioning again . Is this the 70's ..It doesn't look like the 70's.

Nope. It's the 80's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4SOnBDe7qs

[psells]

Hopefully, most of you will find this very
interesting, in addition to being educational.
A rare opportunity to visit and tour
the inside of the space station.

For those who might not have seen the inside
of the space station yet, here's a real treat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=H8rHarp1GEE

Thanks, Mmmme that was so cool. They could use a bit of colour in all of those white tubes, to break the monotony. Next Canadian up for a long stay is my old card-playing high school buddy Chris Hadfield. What an amazing career!

[Andit]

Nightly Recap
Trivia
This Day in Canadian History - B
Winner:
6ffightr9

Sports Trivia - C
Tech Trivia - A
Word Up! - B
Winner:
lime

Sleuth - STEAK
Winner:
IMac

8:20am - soccer
Winner:
NOTLER
Honourable Mention:
ic_ou812
michelem

11:15am - lick
Winner:
NOTLER
Honourable Mention:
Lee03
Neon

4:15pm - 106
Winner:
ecat444

9:15pm - ROCK
Winner:
tad01


Paul McCartney Classic Rock Road Trip
10:45pm - tour
Winner:
fantazy11

12:30am - live
Winner:
fantazy11

8:20am - rooftop
Winner:
ic_ou812
Honourable Mention:
waynethegolfer
WolfDio

9:20am - apple
Winner:
ecat444
Honourable Mention:
runt158
ic_ou812

12:30pm - england
Winner:
ecat444
Honourable Mention:
lolipop.yaz
Wallie

3:07pm - robert
Winner:
ecat444
Honourable Mention:
Lee03
Chers1

6:45pm - vox
Winner:
heartgirl99

http://www.q107.com/Contests/PaulMcC...Trip/Home.aspx


Hope everyone had a wonderful day.

Sorry I'm late, everyone. I got a last minute call to go help my friend, so off I went to brave the silly crowds rushing to get home. Guess that extra 30 seconds it would cost em to be polite are far too precious to waste. Can't complain too much tho, less than 1% were of the less than stellar variety, the rest were lovely little commuters.

Out of curiosity, what's with the 106 for the 4:15 word? Did someone run out of consonants (& couldn't afford vowels)?

Have to go apologize to the cat now. I was vaccuuming this morning & foolishly left my exercise ball in his bed. Someone was not impressed & gave me a piece of his mind when I got home.

Night all.

[the H team]

thanx for all the wws & the reps. good night, racing starts at 8am. will ley ypu know how is goes when i get back. i'll leave you with this cute little story.




This is NO JOKE....




Can you name this tool?



A Strange Old Tool . . Do you know what it is? Look below -




This Old Tool has been reintroduced at Queens Park by the Ontario Liberals, with their HST tax bill.

Are you starting to feel better yet?

[Magyar]

Thanks, ANDIT!

You had me worried for a moment that I would have to search each one!