These are all skills you need if you have kids though. My brother regularly puked after meals until he was six.
Puppies are truly an excellent practise for parenting - cleaning up pee, poo and puke and dealing with crying in the middle of the night and early mornings.
Though I think the best example is of how you forget the bad stuff. If you ask FI, he will swear that our puppy only woke up early in the morning for a few weeks, not the 5+ months we got up at 7am to let him out (though he now sleeps until 2pm if you let him). This forgetfulness is exactly why people have more than one child :P

