SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[Turkish_DeLight]

ok safeway opens in 3mins my sisters going to be here in 1 hour im picking up my grapes and gping to moms house omg omg sooooo freakin cool i am sooooooooo doing this in the garage lmao the kids are going to freak maybe ill just show the girls cause if i show the boys im not going to have that many happy moms lol

[VeeVee]

So quiet here today...in the office I mean I feel like I should scream real loud to see what people will do haha

[swallow_046]

hahahhhhhhahha I think i'm going crazy

[Andit]

Is it too early to call it a day & go to bed?

[DH666]

ok safeway opens in 3mins my sisters going to be here in 1 hour im picking up my grapes and gping to moms house omg omg sooooo freakin cool i am sooooooooo doing this in the garage lmao the kids are going to freak maybe ill just show the girls cause if i show the boys im not going to have that many happy moms lol

What have I done? I've created two monsters!!



TD an T12T should seek help!!

[itsjustmebub]

spending the day with my DH ... we went for breakfast, went to the mall, I got a new ear piercing, it's been a good day lol

[mcminsen]

Ominously quiet out there... does Turkish_DeLight live near a firehall?

[Andit]

I was just flipping channels & a commercial came on one of the US networks for coupons.com (I think?). Anyone seen it? It's hioarious.

A man goes into an aisle in the grocery store & looks around. He grabs a bottle off the shelf & rubs some shampoo in his hair. Then he opens the water bottle he has with him & pours the water over his head. Next, he goes over to a mop & wipes his hair dry. An older gentleman enters the aisle & stops dead. The fellow sees him & runs away. The tagline is something about there being better ways to save money.

I'm still laughing.

[Turkish_DeLight]

ok well im didapointed in today the lunch has been called off due to some issues and whats worse is i cant get my hands on the old microwave but thats not holding me back i have a plan b so tonight i shall be seeing fireworks in the microwave muaha muaha muahahahahahhahahahah cant wait!!!!!!!!!!! ok now i must clean b4 DH comes home

[Turkish_DeLight]

Ominously quiet out there... does Turkish_DeLight live near a firehall?

who needs a firehall when i have a jug od distilled brita water by my side

[Turkish_DeLight]

What have I done? I've created two monsters!!



TD an T12T should seek help!!

if you know any other "experimants" please tell me i love doing stuff like this last year we baught 6 2l bottles of coke dumped it in a bucket then tossed in a 12 packs of mentos ill tell ya the snow sure wasnt white after that

[trucks12trucks]

I am out for the night...bring dragged into some silly anniversary celebration<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Hope you have fun turkish!<o:p></o:p>
Just stand away from the microwave; the fire takes you back a bit when it sparks.<o:p></o:p>
Also make sure you know where the switchboard is in the basement. To turn the lights back as this might short-circuit the electricity.<o:p></o:p>
If possible record it.<o:p></o:p>
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[mcminsen]

***shaking head***

[trucks12trucks]

***shaking head***

has your head fallen off yet?







Mama said I'd lose my head
If it wasn't fastened on.
Today I guess it wasn't
'Cause while playing with my cousin
It fell off and rolled away
And now its gone. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
And I can't look for it
'Cause my eyes are in it,
And I can't call to it
'Cause my mouth is on it
(Couldn't hear me anyway
'Cause my ears are on it),
Can't even think about it
'Cause my brain is in it.
So I guess I'll sit down
On this rock
And rest for just a minute…<o:p></o:p>
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[babygonnermann]

Is it too early to call it a day & go to bed?

It's never too early to go to bed (unless you have a baby that won't sleep ............)

spending the day with my DH ... we went for breakfast, went to the mall, I got a new ear piercing, it's been a good day lol

Don't you just love days like that? I do ... it's nice to spend some time together - it doesn't happen here often enough.

ok well im didapointed in today the lunch has been called off due to some issues and whats worse is i cant get my hands on the old microwave but thats not holding me back i have a plan b so tonight i shall be seeing fireworks in the microwave muaha muaha muahahahahahhahahahah cant wait!!!!!!!!!!! ok now i must clean b4 DH comes home

Oh boy ... if you don't post we know why - no electricity

So, I crossed two things off my list (which is a mile long, by the way). I'm so happy I could cry - wait, I could cry anytime ... damn hormones. I managed to clean our room from top to bottom and I tidied up and organized my laundry room. For those of you that don't know, we did some major renos of our upstairs at the beginning of the year and then had a flood not too long afterwards in the basement, so our house has been in limbo for quite sometime. I'm finally able to do some stuff around here . I can move again because I don't have an almost 10lb baby in the front of me It feels good to get something accomplished.