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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 02:37 PM #61Smart Canuck
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hot tub?
Stew
LOLOLOL-i crack myself up
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 02:51 PM #62Must clean ears!!
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Does anyone remember the MOMMY MOMMY jokes?
NO!!!!???
OK here is one.
Mommy, Mommy I don't want to see Grandma!
Shut-up kid and keep digging!
you can join this forum by clicking on my link below.
http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/index.php?referrerid=18227
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 02:59 PM #63
Ohh what a nice contest to hold!!!
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ummm dont know any jokes. Boo?Re-use, Recyle and Repurpose!
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:05 PM #64Canadian Guru
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Here's an oldie but a goodie.
A lady in her 50s complained to her doctor that her husband wasn't able to perform anymore. "Well" the Doc says, 'have him come in and se me and I can prescribe viagra'. The lady explained that he wouldn't go for that so the doc gave her some free samples and suggested she mix it in with his breakfast. A week later the woman was in at the doctor's office again and he asked her how it went. 'Well' she said 'I mixed the pill into his food and halfway through breakfast he stopped eating and had his way with me right there on the table'. Worked out well then, the doc said. Not exactly, the lady said, we're not allowed in Tim Horton's anymore.
Ba-da-boom!
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:07 PM #65
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:08 PM #66Senior Canuck
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What a sweet thing to do! I'm constantly amazed at how nice everyone is on this forum
I'm very bad at jokes but I'll give it a shot.... I guess it isn't really a joke but I think it's funny!
Funny things kids say:
"In the Olympic Games, Greeks hurled the biscuits and threw the java."
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:11 PM #67I GOT GAME, DO YOU?
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LOL LOL LOL LOL you guys are pretty funny. Anyone who dont know any jokes can get them off the net. There are some funny ones up there too
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:14 PM #68
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:37 PM #69Smart Canuck
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Originally Posted by kduever
I'll have to tell this one to my 4 yo.
Cute!
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:39 PM #70Smart Canuck
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Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One cannibal turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:46 PM #71Canadian Genius
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Originally Posted by kduever
A Smart Canuck went shopping and paid full price for everything!
(if that doesn't make you laugh, I don't know what will!)
hahaahhaha best one so far....Looking for $1 off Pampers or Huggies wipes
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:51 PM #72Canadian Genius
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These two seniors meet at a conference, after a night of dining and dancing they end up in the old man's room. Next morning the old man is feeling guilty and turns to the old woman and says "If I had known you were a virgin, I never would have had sex with you". The old woman turns to him and says, "If I had known you could get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose.....haha i still love this one....
Looking for $1 off Pampers or Huggies wipes
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:56 PM #73DesperateHouseLife
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Nice contest ! Ok, here's one my toddler just cracks up at hehe ...
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go "Moo", not "Who"!
hehe keep in mind he is a toddler , but even I like this one !
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
"The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require coupons." - George T. Hewitt
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 03:59 PM #74I heart DH and DS
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Thu, Jul 15th, 2010, 04:01 PM #75I heart DH and DS
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