SC Fake Twitter Thread!!!!

[SillyLoocie]

I'll bet that Megan has put on a pound or so since her arrival.

I hope she's being a good baby!

[trucks12trucks]

i need ideas patty! or someone!
i dont wanna resort to texting..passing notes is much more fun

[Natalka]

So bored.I guess I could do house cleaning but who wants to do that??

I'm with you there! When I'm done on here, I'm going to go read for a while. I baked. Supper is half made. I have a very sore arm, so that's a bit of a reason to not want to clean, as well as the very important "I don't feel like it."

[trucks12trucks]

why can't dogs pick up their own poop?!?

i am writing this down and passing it hehheheheh

[Natalka]

trucks, why aren't you LEARNING??? (I'm a teacher, I have a ruler and I know how to use it!)

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

[babygonnermann]

I'll bet that Megan has put on a pound or so since her arrival.

I hope she's being a good baby!

Megan (at last weigh in almost two weeks ago) had put on 2lbs, 2oz since birth. She is being a good baby during the day. I wish not to talk about night time at this point I'm getting about 3 hours of sleep at night right now because she fusses. That's been for four nights in a row now. Not impressed, but I must carry on.

[ccmp1974]

trucks, why aren't you LEARNING??? (I'm a teacher, I have a ruler and I know how to use it!)

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I must remember a few of these...but my brain will fail me once again.

[trucks12trucks]

trucks, why aren't you LEARNING??? (I'm a teacher, I have a ruler and I know how to use it!)

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

thank you!
i shall have these ready for next class at 5
its break time now

and i am not learning because i know it all already
i read the chapter last night

[Andit]

why can't dogs pick up their own poop?!? I just picked up about 5lbs of it (half of which I'm convinced isn't my dog's).

Also, does anyone know how to make a dog's tummy feel better? My poor hound dog has runny poop

My prima donnas here would never clean up after themselves. But the dog will do her um business on command (basically, do it now or you'll have to wait until I'm good & ready to go out again) & the cat will come scream at me when he's used his litterbox (& expects me to clean it right away, or else!).

For tummy problems, boil lean meat (hamburger or chicken works well) with some rice (rice should be really mushy), Give him some of the rice mix every couple of hours. If he gets fed once a day, give him the rice 3 times a day. If he gets fed 2x a day, feed him 4 meals. Make sure he drinks lots of water (if he doesn't want to, flavour it with a bit of broth or a bouillon cube to get him to drink). Once he feels a bit better, if you have acidophilus (probiotic capsule) in the house, sprinkle the contents of a capsule on his food, once a day.

Hope this helps.

[babygonnermann]

My prima donnas here would never clean up after themselves. But the dog will do her um business on command (basically, do it now or you'll have to wait until I'm good & ready to go out again) & the cat will come scream at me when he's used his litterbox (& expects me to clean it right away, or else!).

For tummy problems, boil lean meat (hamburger or chicken works well) with some rice (rice should be really mushy), Give him some of the rice mix every couple of hours. If he gets fed once a day, give him the rice 3 times a day. If he gets fed 2x a day, feed him 4 meals. Make sure he drinks lots of water (if he doesn't want to, flavour it with a bit of broth or a bouillon cube to get him to drink). Once he feels a bit better, if you have acidophilus (probiotic capsule) in the house, sprinkle the contents of a capsule on his food, once a day.

Hope this helps.

It does, thank you

[Patty Smyth]

I am in major cleaning mode. I have done the big spring cleaning, so to speak, in my folks room and I took every freaking piece of clothing out and washed it. 8 loads later and now several garbage bags and one donation bag I am seeing some real progress.

Of course while I was donig this Kiera massacred about 4 other rooms.

[YesI'mcheap]

IS anyone else sick of being asked to donate a buck or two something when you are checking out a store?

[itsjustmebub]

bored out of my freaking skull!!

[GottaLoveFreeebies]

Wow! I wish I had even a fraction of that motivation today!

I am in major cleaning mode. I have done the big spring cleaning, so to speak, in my folks room and I took every freaking piece of clothing out and washed it. 8 loads later and now several garbage bags and one donation bag I am seeing some real progress.

Of course while I was donig this Kiera massacred about 4 other rooms.

[GottaLoveFreeebies]

I admit it is getting tiresome. I mean I do not mind once, maybe even twice, but EVERY time you go.....

IS anyone else sick of being asked to donate a buck or two something when you are checking out a store?